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TIFU by drawing a buff furry in my friend’s copybook

    ok so firstly i am a furry artist. well yea it might sound disgusting but i literally cant draw anything else since any furry is like 100x better than whatever i draw so it looks like i must accept my fate and take it with pride.
    
    it was a geography class and i was watching some hentai anime with my catboy friend when the teacher announced the classwork we had to do. of course we didnt hear shit but we couldnt care less at the time
    
    a bit later we leaned over and asked the guy ahead about our task. he gave us his copybook since hes already done it (what a quick son of a bitch) so we checked it out and copied the work.
    
    this is when it dawned upon me to draw a buff furry on his worksheet. i mean, whats so wrong about it? ive already done it so many times with so many people so its like a habit for me. so i went ahead and made a hot furry fox with an aroused face and a massive cock in about a minute (practice makes perfect). my catboy saw me drawing him and giggled as he was purring for me.
    
    so well ive done my dirty business and we returned the copybook to the guy and carried on watching our hentai. yet what we didnt seem to notice is that the dude hadnt checked the work one more time. at the end of our lesson we gave in our copybooks to the teacher.
    
    and so uh it turns out that the guy hasnt erased the furry meaning hes still out there waiting for teacher to notice him… well i hope she wont mind that much

    Furry porn dick sizes

      Dick sizes in furry porn copypasta
      Ah yes 7.8 inches “small”, bro that’s already pretty large the fuck are you going to do with 15 inches that would hurt like hell. I don’t mean to be a Debbie downer but unless you’re a horse that’s gonna hurt like hell. I don’t mean to say furry comics should be realistic but 28.5” are you crazy, your insides would literally be re-arranged that’s over a foot of pure cock. I mean you do you but I think I’ll stick with my 10” and under boys.

      My mom confiscated furry porn that I drew

        Furry porn copypasta
        Child here. My mom confiscated furry porn that I drew 2 months ago. She was looking through my folders because couldn't find this assignment that was due. She got to the folder. I tried to tear it away from her, but she shoved me and told me to go to my room. So I'm in my room with a knife about to slit my wrist or something and then she calls me back down and yells at me, then hugs me, then asks why I was drawing that, then tells me that she used to draw stuff like that when she was my age but I still shouldn't unless I raise my grades. My 9 yo brother is sitting at the table while this is happening. My mom made me clean out my backpack and threw the porn away. I still sell it at school and my grades are still shit, but I have a 100 in art, so it's not all that bad.

        You fuck with the wrong furries

          Don't mess with me or I'll growl
          You fuck with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7
          
          Also, its just childish. Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans. And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.
          
          So grow the fuck up. Leave furries alone And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives mastubating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.

          Why do people hate furries so much?

            I was targeted for being a furry
            I’ve been a part of the fandom for years now, so I’m used to hate online, but it’s gotten to the point where it has become unbearable. I own a popular TikTok account where I post furry art, and I have been repeatedly told to kill myself by trolls on the app. Recently, I’ve even faced harassment in real life. This last weekend, I was at the park with some friends roleplaying. I was wearing my German Shepard dog fur suit and roleplaying as a puppy, playing fetch with my friends and chasing the other dogs. Soon, a woman came to our group and began verbally harassing us. I was extremely scared, so I apologized to her. She returned to her bench but continued to watch us from afar. After she saw me lift my leg and urinate in a bush, she called the police. An officer responded to the call and I was issued an ordinance violation. I’m still extremely shaken from the experience and I feel like I was targeted for being a furry. I just don’t understand why furries are treated so much worse than members of other fandoms.