Furry copypasta

Wait, a FURRY!?!?!?!??!?

But you're a FURRY! and FURRY = Z#OOPH1L3!!! You are a FURRY, and that means you want to fuck animals!! OR (more likely) you ALREADY fuck animals!!!! No, shut the FUCK up! You're view of your own hobby is wrong, and I know your brain better than you! I am an exemplar of psychology, and I deem you a ZOOPHILE!!! Because you're a FURRY! Because you like to FUCK ANIMALS! Anyways, I'm gonna go back to jacking off to loli hentai (she's actually 10000 years old, you stupid bigot) and snorting Dorito dust off my fleshlight.

Furries breaking your cock and spine

H-h-h--hhhhh-hh-hhHewwoooo *rubs on your chest* Your chwest is swoft *breaks your spine* Woopsied I dwid a little poopie!!! Let me mwake you fweel bwetter *snaps your cock in half* Wowzaies!!

Reggie the Mouse

The infamous Reggie copypasta — SFW source

Hi! My name is Reggie! I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. (To feel them push their way inside me.) I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

Discord Version 1

Hi, my name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:

Discord Version 2

:mouse2: Hi! My name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: (To feel them push their way inside me. :dizzy_face: ) I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:

I am a gecko tehee

>.< hewwoooo!!! I am a gecko tehee uwu OwO..... I-i-i-i kinda like u >.< wags my cute little tail oWo i wanna see ur throbbing meat scepter >_< >.< wags tail faster. Y-y-you don't like me? >.< grabs ur cock anyways cuz i want it so badly UwU ill make it quick i swear. starts stroking ur fat dick OwO starts sucking it i love the way ur cock tastes u cutie >.< strokes ur dick faster and makes u cum all over my lizard face >.< UwU your cum tastes so salty giggles and gets back on ur dick

We the Anti Furry Allegiance.

We the Anti Furry Allegiance. Our motto is “If you dress as an animal you got the same rights.” The uniforms we wear are based the U.S. Marines but instead of an American flag it’s the phone number to a psychologist. The Allegiance has over 25,000 member worldwide, each of whom is for deployment at any time. There are several different units with different goals. My unit, Unit 5, goal is to prevent another rainfurrest from happening again. We have had success with this and will continue to do this public service. Thank you and god bless

Asmongold’s Brony Defence

Asmongold on him being a brony — Source for the clip

"Listen. Just because I know who Rainbow Dash is, and I know what Equestria is, and Princess Celestia is, and I- I know uh, other things about the thing too probably I- probably I think about it, I don't know - Just because I know that stuff - Pinkie Pie, yeah, the- I don't- Look, it- I- I'm not- no, sounds like you know the story- of course, LISTEN, what do they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer guys, t- remember- remember how they say that? Wh-what do you- wait, there's nothing wrong with this, it's- it's- that's, SEE? Look guys, yeah, TRUE, TRUE, yep, and absolutely not, nope we're downvoting this one, no, nope nope nope, that's not true, sus-"