DUHHHHH FORTNITE BAD DUHHHH BRORTNITE BRAD!!1!1 IS THAT ALL YOU DEPRESSED FUCKS CAN SAY? FORTNITE FORTNITE EMOJI INSTA BAD EMOJI EMOJI BAD BAD!!1!1 I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE WHO CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A BROKEN FUCKING RECORD
My 14 year old will not stop playing Fortnite at any given chance. He doesn't want to go to bed, he doesn't want to do his homework, etc.
I picked him up from school the other day and decided to have fun with it. I pulled up in the van, got out, and stood by the passenger door as the school was letting out. The second I saw him come out the door, I yell "HEY JACOB!!" which gets the attention of like 300 kids filing out of the school. I immediately started doing that Fortnite "floss" dance (which I have seen him do), swung it 5 or 6 times, then finished with an epic dab. The crowd responded with a WHOOOOOOAAAAAA and tons of laughter. I then bowed and opened the passenger door like a chauffeur.
When he got in, I said "Man, I tried that Fortnite thing you play and I can see why you like it so much!"
He seems to have played a lot less lately.
Fortnite. Every day with you is Fortnite. IM SICK OF FORTNITE. Sit down. Play minecraft. Play roblox. Play ANYTHING. TORTURE YOURSELF, I DONT CARE, JUST SHUT UP ABOUT FORTNITE. I swear to god you must be an epic employee because you're advertising this game harder than I've ever seen it be advertised online. It's not even that good, it's LITERALLY MINECRAFT HUNGER GAMES. THIS IS YOUR TASTE IN VIDEO GAMES, ABSOLUTE GARBAGE. GET BETTER TASTE OR DIVORCE MY MOTHER, YOU SICK DEPLORABLE. GET OUT OF MY MOMS HOUSE BEFORE I GET THE SANDAL. GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT
-Make every female skin naked
-Add hot sex and porn
-Make female skins more thicc
-Add physics for boobies and ass
Plz don’t hate it’s just my opinion!ok so you're laying on your bed playing Fortnite with your epic hot gamer girl gf, you've just won your fifth consecutive victory royale when she looks to you with a devious smile on her lips and says "Fortnite, more like Fartnite," before sitting on your face and letting out the biggest brap known to mankind.How Epic Games could expand the lore and clarify Questions about Naked Skins
At first this title will seem weird, but if you have ever taken a closer look at the fortnite anatomy you'll see that there are many contradictions to their body such as them not having visible fingernails (except nail polish) but having realistic feet and also not having nipples. Recently Epic also confirmed that Reproduction is canon in the fortnite universe by releasing the infamous outfit Kit who represents Meowscles son. This led to more questions on my part.
To end this confusion Epic Games should show us the fortnite anatomy in detail by giving us 1 male and 1 female skin without clothes and additionally release a video showcasing the reproduction peocess. This would not only benefit thus craving for lore but also erase the confusion many people like me have.