Its a meme within For Honor where players joke that the ledges in the game are of higher power that blesses or curses anyone who play around them. The real explanation is that some ledges in the game are janky causing some falls to not happen.
REJOICE, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN
THE LEDGE GIVETH, AND THE LEDGE TAKETH AWAY.
SOME ARE BLESSED BY THE LEDGE, ORDAINED BY IT. THEY ARE PROPHETS OF THE LEDGE, AND SHALL DEFY GRAVITY ITSELF.
THE REST ARE MERE SACRIFICES TO THE LEDGE, NEVER SAFE FROM IT’S GRASP, FROM IT’S REACH, FROM IT’S VAST EMPTINESS.
I AM ONE WITH THE LEDGE, THE LEDGE IS WITH ME!
The fact I'll never have nobushi sitting on me makes me want to kms. Fuck, I can't take it anymore. I would do anything to have her sit on my face with her rear. Killing my family? Bet. Skinning toddlers? Of course. Genocide? There's nothing I wouldn't do. Fuck, I just want those nobucheeks on me, sweaty, greasy, covered in scars, bruises and dried up blood. Just imagining the aroma makes me go insane. Why does God give me his toughest challenges? What does my creator get from this? How long can this suffering go on? Now my only hope now is to live the way of God and pray for his mercy, having reunited me with nobushi in heaven. Peace be upon you all, children of God.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I'm so tired of getting hit bro, come on bro stop attacking all together bro, using any move at all is spamming bro. Stop heaving spamming, stop lightspamming, stop heavy to light spamming, stop using your character's attack chains, stop bash spamming! Stop using an attack more than once in a fight god damn you fucking spamming piece of shit you used that attack 3 minutes ago, and now you're doing it again, holy shit you fucking cheap ass cheating loser, you actually used an attack that works on me, stop winning, i need a win to feel any worth in life, holy shir was that a light attack? You spineless screw word pig boy, how dare you throw a god damn fucking light attack after using one last week you fucking light spamming poop poop boy, holy shit was that a heavy bro, you trying to get an execution too hard stop heaving me god damn fuck christ bro fucking spammer stop HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY PARRYING ME?AMAMA fucking parry spammer holy fuck christ you're so shit! dididijdhdhdhdhd did you actually just feint an attack? You fucking pussy ass loser noob who needs fients to win, god damn dick eater DUDE STOP BLOCK SPAMMING, LET ME HIT YOU It's not fair you can defens yourself at all, my attacks should always hit you! I should be able to attack and magically gravitate towards you and one shot you everytime because you're spamming attcks at me HOLY SHITRHDHJDJDJ are you actually playing THAT character THAT one?! NO you can't do. That their a spam character, and should be nerfed! My main should be buffed more it's not fair that others get a buff and mine is still just in S tier fucking shit ass game Just fucking attacking at all it's so cheap and on fair.
Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
