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Freddy Five Bear

    The Tiktoker who started the Freddy Five Bear meme

    At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear

    At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear. Because… this one kid… became Freddy fi-Freddy five bear- after- this guy William Afton MURDER him. RAAGH! And like… five other kids. He murdered-he murdered freddy fivebears, bonnie the bonniebun, chika the kitchen, foxy the- fox pirate, ROAR. And… yellow freddy fivebears because-cause W-william afton was PURPLE, but he was also YELLOW, so he-he MURDERED the y-yellow bear but also brown freddy fivebear. And that’s why if you identify with-with Freddy Fazbear is bad cause you in the suit cause the bodies are stuffed in the suits that’s what William Afton did, cause he was weird. He also built the animinimitro-

    At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear

    At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says “or or or or or or or or or orrrr” and then he kills Michael Afton. Or he tries to do it along with his friends. Bunny the Bonnie. Chica the Kitchen. Foxy the fox pirate rawr and yellow Freddy who’s weird and but it’s not his fault. It’s all because William Afton one day was like “hi I’m gonna murder people raggh.” So he murdered kids but he was also a yellow bunny and he was like “hi. I’m yellow bunny. Imma kill you” because he had a daughter who had like remnant gone from her? So he was like “if I kill kids I put them in the suits!” So this… It’s not Freddy five best fault it’s purple guy fault. And that’s why you don’t give birth to him.

    You know what actually kills people?

    You know what actually kills people? Freddy Fazbear’s pizza. because if you go to FNAF freddy five bears, pizzeria, you, get the bite of ‘87, cause Freddy Fazbear goes, “Or, or or or, or or or or or or” And he does the Freddy Fazbear, jumpscare, with his hat and bowtie and his friends Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, and another Freddy that’s yellow, because he’s from, William Afton, who also kills people ‘cause he’s purple. And he, has a daughter I think, or it was the other one, and if you go to FNAF Freddy Five Fivebear dinner at pizza time, you , learn how to eat pizza, and wear top hats.

    Five Nights at Freddy’s 1 Song

      Lyrics

      Verse 1:
      We're waiting every night
      to finally roam and invite
      newcomers to play with us
      for many years we've been all alone
      
      We're forced to be still and play
      The same songs we've known since that day
      An imposter took our life away
      Now we're stuck here to decay
      
      Pre-Chorus:
      Please let us get in!
      don't lock us away!
      We're not like what you're thinking
      
      We're poor little souls
      who have lost all control
      and we're forced here to take that role
      
      We've been all alone
      Stuck in our little zone
      Since 1987
      
      Join us, be our friend
      or just be stuck and defend
      after all you only got
      
      Chorus: x2
      Five Nights at Freddy's
      Is this where you want to be
      I just don't get it
      Why do you want to stay
      
      Verse 2:
      We're really quite surprised
      We get to see you another night
      You should have looked for another job
      you should have said to this place good-bye
      
      It's like there's so much more
      Maybe you've been in this place before
      We remember a face like yours
      You seem acquainted with those doors

      I’m sorry to interupt you Elizabeth

        [Intro: Scrap Baby] You played right into our hands. Did you really think that this job just fell out of the sky for you? No, this was a gift. For us.
        
        You gathered them all together, in one place. Just like he asked you to. All of those little souls in one place. Just for us, a gift.
        
        Now, we can do what we were created to do. And be complete. I will make you proud, Daddy. Watch, listen, and be full.
        
        (Beep)
        
        [Spoken: Cassette Man] Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called.
        
        You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber. Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
        
        And to you, my brave volunteer. Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
        
        I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered. And the memory of everything that started this. Can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm. Waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you. The darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.
        
        My daughter, if you can hear me. I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day. The day you were shut out and left to die. No one was there to lift you up in their arms. The way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
        
        This ends. For all of us. End communication.
        
        (Beep)
        *beep*
        
        CASSETTE MAN: Connection terminated. (Screen fades into view) I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. (FNAF 6 map appears) You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. (Middle room from map disappears) Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
        
        And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered (FNAF 1 footage appears in the background behind the screen) and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, (FNAF 2 footage replaces the FNAF 1 footage) as the agony of every tragedy should. (Burning Scrap Baby appears on the screen) And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, (FNAF 2 footage is replaced with a buring texture) and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. (Burning Molten Freddy replaces Scrap Baby) For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. (Burning Springtrap/William Afton replaces Molten Freddy) Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. (Screen goes black, burning texture still in the background)
        
        My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. (TCTTC minigame appears on screen) I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, (TCTTC is replaced with a new 8 bit view from inside the TCTTC location showing a sad child locked outside with two happy children inside and a giant gift box) no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. (8 bit view is replaced with another 8 bit view of an alleyway with posters and trash alongside the body of a dead child) And then, what became of you? (View of the Prize corner from FNAF 2 appears in the background) I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
        
        (GG,GL appears on the screen, replacing the 8 bit alley, Prize corner fades away) It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. (Screen disappears) End communication.
        
        (Entire screen goes black)
        
        *beep*

        Game Theory: How big is Freddy’s penis?

          Hey everyone, it's MatPat here with a brand new theory video.
          
          Today we're going to be trying to discover the penis size of Freddy Fazbear.
          
          Now, we don't have a lot to go on here. We know that Freddy is 6'11" tall, and we know that the average bear height is 1.8 – 2.4 meters.
          
          However, we can make an educated guess based on the average bear dick size, which is 7.3 inches (18.6 cm) long.
          
          Assuming that Freddy's penis is proportional to his height, we can estimate that his penis would be somewhere around 14.5 inches (36.8 cm) long.
          
          Of course, this is just an estimate, and we may never know the true answer. But it's still fun to speculate!
          
          But that's just a theory, a GAME theory
          
          Thanks for watching, and don't forget to like, share, and subscribe for more great videos!

          GlamCock Freddy

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            Ballora’s cup size calculated

              Ballora from FNaF copypasta
              The Ballora blueprint confirms her to be 6.2 feet tall, so I measured the pixels of her body in the picture and found her to be 599 pixels in height
              
              599 pixels = 6.2 feet
              
              So this means
              
              1 pixel = 0.010350584307179 feet
              
              To measure cup size, one must measure the waist below the breast first
              
              The front and back of her waist came to be a total of 122 pixels, now we'll measure the sides and add them up
              
              Each side came to be 69 pixels (nice), which is a total of 260 pixels as her full waist measurement for below the breasts
              
              This can be converted to 2.69115192 feet or 32.29382304 inches
              
              Now, the next step of cup size calculation is to measure the nipple-level of the breast, so right where it horizontally peaks
              
              The front and back of her chest came to 214 pixels
              
              The sides combined calculated to 196 pixels, which brings a total of 410 pixels
              
              This can be converted to 4.24373957 feet or 50.92487484 inches
              
              Cup size is calculated by subtracting the chest size from the below-chest size, leaving a total of 18.6310518 inches
              
              This difference would give her a cup size of R in Canada and the US, or Cup LL in the UK, or Cup W in the EU
              
              Somebody get this woman clothes that fit