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Game Theory: How big is Freddy’s penis?

Hey everyone, it's MatPat here with a brand new theory video.

Today we're going to be trying to discover the penis size of Freddy Fazbear.

Now, we don't have a lot to go on here. We know that Freddy is 6'11" tall, and we know that the average bear height is 1.8 – 2.4 meters.

However, we can make an educated guess based on the average bear dick size, which is 7.3 inches (18.6 cm) long.

Assuming that Freddy's penis is proportional to his height, we can estimate that his penis would be somewhere around 14.5 inches (36.8 cm) long.

Of course, this is just an estimate, and we may never know the true answer. But it's still fun to speculate!

But that's just a theory, a GAME theory

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GlamCock Freddy

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Ballora’s cup size calculated

The Ballora blueprint confirms her to be 6.2 feet tall, so I measured the pixels of her body in the picture and found her to be 599 pixels in height

599 pixels = 6.2 feet

So this means

1 pixel = 0.010350584307179 feet

To measure cup size, one must measure the waist below the breast first

The front and back of her waist came to be a total of 122 pixels, now we'll measure the sides and add them up

Each side came to be 69 pixels (nice), which is a total of 260 pixels as her full waist measurement for below the breasts

This can be converted to 2.69115192 feet or 32.29382304 inches

Now, the next step of cup size calculation is to measure the nipple-level of the breast, so right where it horizontally peaks

The front and back of her chest came to 214 pixels

The sides combined calculated to 196 pixels, which brings a total of 410 pixels

This can be converted to 4.24373957 feet or 50.92487484 inches

Cup size is calculated by subtracting the chest size from the below-chest size, leaving a total of 18.6310518 inches

This difference would give her a cup size of R in Canada and the US, or Cup LL in the UK, or Cup W in the EU

Somebody get this woman clothes that fit

My name is Fredrick Fitzgerald Fazbear.

My name is Fredrick Fitzgerald Fazbear. I live at 308 Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, Hurricane, Utah. 84024. To all night guard entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my Fazbear family now. [covers security camera momentarily]
Freddy Fazbear: Chica, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Golden Freddy, you're my big man. There are... there are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few nights. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. End communication.

The release of the new FNAF game…

FNaF copypasta — I’m sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth

The release of the new FNAF game has for sure gotten the FNAF R34 subreddits buzzing again especially with the new additions to the cast like Glamrock Chica and Roxy Wolf. Unfortunately the thing that seems to be dividing the FNaF r34 community is the new main character in the latest instalment of the franchise Gregory he has appeared in a number of posts in the subreddit and for those unaware he is a young boy about elementary school age. I honestly find it deplorable that anyone would defend the artwork that sexulizes a minor in any capacity and the main two reasons I have seen people defending the artwork are 1. he is a guy so it is fine if he sleeps with someone older which is an absurd notion that plays into the stereotype that guys can not be groomed/raped by a women 2. It is all fictional so it is fine which is also a disgusting take because if the protagonist was a girl the subreddit would of probably been nuked by reddit mods by now. Professionals have standards and until these issues are addressed I will be nutting to other fictional franchises that do not contain animatronics at the moment.

I’d fuck Glamrock Chica so hard.

I'd fuck Glamrock Chica so hard. Slap a tight, moist robo pussy on that bitch and go to town. Pump her full of jizz until everything clogs up and it oozes out of every slit and opening. I'd cover my dick in pizza toppings and make her worship and beg for it until her slutty, little robot mind short circuits.