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    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, Stormblood, and the award-winning Shadowbringers expansion up to level 80 for free with no restrictions on playtime?

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    Post FF14 Dawntrail expansion 

    Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, AND the nomination-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today! https://secure.square-enix.com/account/app/svc/ffxivregister?lng=en-gb
    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV which has an expanded free trial that you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning HEAVENSWARD and STORMBLOOD expansions up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime? Now available on XBOX series X & S! Sign up and enjoy Eorzea today!
    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, AND the nomination-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime
    Have you tried the expanded Free Trial of our critically acclaimed MMORPG #FFXIV?

You can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, AND the nomination-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime! 😲
    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an EXPANDED FREE TRIAL? Which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward Expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime.

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    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime
    Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today! https://secure.square-enix.com/account/app/svc/ffxivregister?lng=en-gb
    critically acclaimed MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV that has a free trial up to level 60 including the Heavensward expansion.
    Have you tried the expanded Free Trial of our critically acclaimed MMORPG #FFXIV?

You can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime! 😲

    Honestly fck alot of people here, I came here to make friends but a good majority have no fcking life and are assholes

      PVP Revival crashout copypasta

      Its from the PvP Revival discord after someone had a crashout for playing bad and getting flamed. This was their last message before leaving the channel.

      The PvP Revival is a community for PvP in Final Fantasy XIV and the term “rainbowing” is when you swap between several jobs and are bad at all of them, and since you’re playing a different job each game, other players can’t consistently queue as your job to guarantee they’re not on your team

      Honestly fck alot of people here, I came here to make friends but a good majority have no fcking life and are assholes. I regret even trying to communicate with people. Petty and childish. Literally get so fcking mad over pixels. Get bitched at for "rainbowing" well grit does it, he's cool. Night I'm out of here. Awesome to see how shitty most of this community is

      FFXIV Navy Seals Copypasta

        Final Fantasy 14 x Navy Seals
        What in Hydaelyn's name did you say about me? you little grey parser? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class from the balance, and have been involved in multiple world first clears. I have over 300 confirmed 100-parses on savage and ultimate content. I am trained in every single uptime strategy for any fight. to me this is just another parse. you are nothing but just another grey parser, go do some more freecure fishing in dungeons. I will wipe you out and post it all over TalesFromDF like the laughing stock you are! you think you can get away with sandbagging in my groups? think again fucker, I'll go all DreadWyrm academy on your arse. mark my words.

        Emet-Selch Navy Seals

        What in Zodiark's glorious name did you just say about me, you little cubus? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Akaedemia Anyder, and I've been involved in numerous secret missions for the Convocation, and I have over 300 confirmed concepts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top Sorcerer of Eld in the entire Ascian forces. You are nothing to me but another sundered soul. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen upon any of the thirteen shards, mark my words. You think you can get away with spouting that nonsense to me over a linkpearl? Think again, weary wanderer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ascians cross all the shards and your aetheric signature is being traced right now so you've better prepare for the storm, midge. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred spells, and that's just using Solus's body. Not only am I extensively trained in Ancient sorcery, but I have access to the entire Baldesion arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of Ethierys, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wretched tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gods damned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, "hero."

        Do you believe in Eorzea?

          Gauis's speech
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          Its the Gaius Van Baelsar speech on Eorzea before fighting players from Final Fantasy XIV.

          Tell me. For whom do you fight?

Hmph! How very glib. And do you believe in Eorzea? Eorzea's unity is forged of falsehoods. Its city-states are built on deceit. And its faith is an instrument of deception.

It is naught but a cobweb of lies. To believe in Eorzea is to believe in nothing. In Eorzea, the beast tribes often summon gods to fight in their stead--though your comrades only rarely respond in kind. Which is strange, is it not?

Are the "Twelve" otherwise engaged? I was given to understand they were your protectors. If you truly believe them your guardians, why do you not repeat the trick that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? They will answer--so long as you lavish them with crystals and gorge them on aether. Your gods are no different than those of the beasts--eikons every one. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzea's faith is bleeding the land dry.

Nor is this unknown to your masters. Which prompts the question: Why do they cling to these false deities? What drives even men of learning--even the great Louisoix--to! grovel at their feet? The answer? Your masters lack the strength to do otherwise! For the world of man to mean anything, man must own the world. To this end, he hath fought ever to raise himself through conflict--to grow rich through conquest. And when the dust of battle settles, is it ever the strong who dictate the fate of the weak.

Knowing this, but a single path is open to the impotent ruler--that of false worship. A path which leads to enervation and death. Only a man of power can rightly steer the course of civilization. And in this land of creeping mendacity, that one truth will prove its salvation.

Come, champion of Eorzea, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to rule! It is only right that I should take your realm. For none among you has the power to stop me!
          📞Tell me📞, for whom do you fight? 🤔
How very glib, 😑🙄

and do you 🙏believe🙏 in Eorzea? 😏

Eorzeas’ unity is ⚒forged⚒  on 🤦‍♂️falsehoods🚫. Its city-states are 👷‍♂️built👷‍♀️ on deceit🤞, and its faith💒 is an 🎷instrument🥁 of 😈deception. It is naught🎗➰🐺 but a cobweb of lies🕷🕸🙄 - to believe in Eorzea is to believe in 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️nothing☠. In Eorzea, the 🦉🐦beast🐟🐍 tribes often summon Gods 🙏🙏🙏 to fight⚔🔫 in their stead.
          Eorzea's unity is forged of falsehoods. Its city-states are built on deceit. And its faith is an instrument of deception.

It is naught but a cobweb of lies. To believe in Eorzea is to believe in nothing. In Eorzea, the beast tribes often summon gods to fight in their stead--though your comrades only rarely respond in kind. Which is strange, is it not?

Are the "Twelve" otherwise engaged? I was given to understand they were your protectors. If you truly believe them your guardians, why do you not repeat the trick that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? They will answer--so long as you lavish them with crystals and gorge them on aether. Your gods are no different than those of the beasts--eikons every one!
          - Teww me...fow whom do you fight?

- Hmph (・`ω´・) How vewy gwib. And do you bewieve in Eowzea?

- Eowzea's unyity is fowged of fawsehoods. Its city-states awe buiwt on deceit. And its faith is an instwument of deception.

- It is nyaught but a cobweb of wies. To bewieve in Eowzea is to bewieve in nyothing.

- In Eowzea, the beast twibes often summon gods to fight in theiw stead─though youw comwades onwy wawewy wespond in kind. Which is stwange, is it nyot?

- Awe the “Twewve” othewwise engaged? I was given to undewstand they wewe youw pwotectows. If you twuwy bewieve them youw guawdians, why do you nyot wepeat the twick that sewved you so weww at Cawtenyeau, and caww them down?

- They wiww answew─so wong as you wavish them with cwystaws and gowge them on aethew.

- Youw gods awe nyo diffewent fwom those of the beasts─eikons evewy onye. Accept but this, and you wiww see how Eowzea's faith is bweeding the wand dwy.

- Nyow is this unknyown to youw mastews. Which pwompts the question: why do they cwing to these fawse deities? What dwives even men of weawnying─even the gweat Wouisoix─to gwuvw at theiw feet?

- The answew? Youw mastews wack the stwength to do othewwise ;;w;;

- Fow the wowwd of man to mean anything, man must own the wowwd.

- To this end, he hath fought evew to waise himsewf thwough confwict─to gwow wich thwough conquest.

- And when the dust of battwe settwes, it is evew the stwong who dictate the fate of the weak.

- Knyowing this, but a singwe path is open to the impotent wuwew─that of fawse wowship. A path which weads to enyewvation and death.

- Onwy a man of powew can wightwy steew the couwse of civiwization. And in this wand of cweeping mendacity, that onye twuth wiww pwuv its sawvation.

- Come, champion of Eowzea, face me >w< Youw defeat shaww sewve as pwoof of my weadinyess to wuwe >w<

- It is onwy wight that I shouwd take youw weawm. Fow nyonye among you has the powew to stop me (・`ω´・)