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FAPPY NEW YEAR


New Year 2023

    💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 my beloved SLORE‼️👯😘 2022 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We Coughed… 😫💨🦠😷🤧 This year 📆 the sequel 🤩💃 to COVAGINA-69 🦠 dropped (called omiCROTCH)… 😷😳🌮😩 The eCOCKnomy 🤑 got really INFLATED (kinky)… 😳🎈😼 and Queef Elizabussy 👸🍑 Death Dropped 🤸🤪👏 right outta SUCKINGHAM 🔥 PALACE (OKURRRR)‼️ 🏰💂 Butt DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ Twenty-CUNTY-Three 2️⃣🅾️2️⃣3️⃣ 🗓🎉💥 has 💦⬇️ C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of twelve o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 BALLS ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦 all over u!!! 💦🤤😋🎉🎊 If u send this 💌 to 2️⃣3️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨‍👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆😁😋😁😋😁😋 But if u DONT…. 😰 Ur gonna get a Happy New YEAST INFECTION 🤢🍄🍑🤮👎
    💥🎆 FAPPY NEW YEAR!🎊🎉 Twenty-CUNTY-Three 🗓🎉💥 has C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 sum Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈😜 Get out the Party Poppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz @ 12 o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫and CUMfetti🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦
    DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢…. but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY HORNY-THREE😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣ NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦2️⃣💦3️⃣or you won’t be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊
    3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼or 2023 will be dry and dickless 🙈🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
    👅HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS 🍆
    
    👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣3️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ Happy 🥳 New 🥳 REAR 🍑 SLUTS 🍾 Yes ✅ you heard 🦻🏻 me right, it’s time ⏰ to book ✍🏻 that BBL 💃🏻 and get that ass 🍑 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️lown the fuck up 🕺🏽 and 🅱️lown the fuck out 💦 It’s officially 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣and you know what that means 2️⃣3️⃣boys 👦👦 to blow 💦💦 2️⃣3️⃣haters 💩💩 to keep mad 👺👺 2️⃣3️⃣sugar 🍭🍭 daddies 👨‍👧👨‍👧to fuck and 2️⃣3️⃣crimes ☠️☠️ to commit 👩🏻‍⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️ 🎇fireworks 🎆 won’t ❌ be the only 1️⃣ thing exploding 💥💥💥 tonight so cover 😷 your eyes 🙈🙈 and open 🙉🙉 your mouth 🐵 👄because we’re 🎬 starting this 2️⃣3️⃣year with a 🎊🎊🎊 bang 💣💣💣 so send 📩📩 this to 2️⃣3️⃣of your sexiest 👅👅 little cum 🌊🌊guzzling 😋😋 felons 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️ and if you get 2️⃣3️⃣back the 🥶🥶 snow ❄️❄️ fairy 🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️ will bless 🙏🏻🙏🏻 your bag 👛👛 if you get 1️⃣1️⃣ back, you’ll get away 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ with that 🚗🚗 hit and run ⚰️⚰️ but if you get 0️⃣ back, I’ll 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️personally 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ murder 🔪🔪 you ‼️‼️ now 👏🏻👏🏻 drop 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ those 🏀🏀 balls ⚽️⚽️ in your 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ mouth 👄👄 and 🤱🏻🤱🏻 guzzle 😝😝 them 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ like 🥂🥂champagne 🍾🍾days 😍😍😍
    SLAPPY 👋💫 NUDE 😳😝 YEAR EVE 🙈❗❗❗. I'm not 🙅‍♀️❌ in Times Square🍎🏙 but I can DROP⬇️ 👇some BALLS 🍒👄❗❗. When the ClOCK⏰🍆 STR0KES 😏 MIDnight😴😫❓❓👀 Confetti🎉🎊 wont ❌ be the only thing 🤔😓BLASTING 💦💥onto BYSTANDERS 👅🚨❗ RING 💍💎 in twenty thotty-three 💯with a gangBANG 🔞🆒️❗❗

    💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊

      💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 you beautiful SLORE‼️👯😘 2021 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We Coughed… 😫💨🦠😷🤧 We got 🍆 PRICKED 😳 by the vaXXXine 👨🏻‍⚕️💉💪 and slid 🧴 in ⬆️ and out ⬇️ of QUARAN-TAINT… 🏠😷🍑 Butt DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ ❌ Twenty-CUNTY-Two 2️⃣🅾️2️⃣2️⃣ 🗓🎉💥 has finally 💦⬇️ C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of TWELVE o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦 all over u!!! 💦🤤😋🎉🎊 Send this 💌 to 2️⃣2️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 and tell them 🤠💬😳 u love them 🥰❤️🧑‍🤝‍🧑 so Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨‍👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆 all year round 😁😁😁😋😋😋