facebook copypasta

Boomer women copypasta typically found on FB.

It’s sad that women can't and don't know how to be good friends anymore. You’re suppose to be empowered by your sistas... not intimidated or by no means jealous! Well let's see. Calling all my girlfriends & women in my life. I don't have many, but the ones I do have are pretty EPIC. I’m calling for solidarity to show there is support between us. So I need 5 women to post this to prove they will ALWAYS be available if anyone needs to talk. 😘 I have no idea who will say "done".
***actually I'm pretty sure I do!
REMEMBER…. dimming someone else’s light does not make yours shine brighter.

I do not authorize META, Facebook or any entity associated with Facebook to use my photos, information, messages or posts, past or future.
With this statement, I notify Facebook that
it is strictly prohibited to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. Violation of privacy may be punishable by law.
Here's how to do it:
Hold your finger anywhere in this message and “copy” will appear. Click “copy”. Then go to your page, create a new post and place your finger anywhere in the empty field. “Paste” will appear and click Paste.
This will bypass the system….
He who does nothing consents.

Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook’s privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.

This is X's mom.
I have taken control of all his Facebook accounts and he will not be getting them back. In addition, I will also be deleting this account and reporting all of you to the authorities.
This is not the son I raised. I raised my son to be respectful of other women and to be a good Feminist. The Internet has ruined him, and he now refers to himself as a "Shitlord". You guys did this to him and I am putting an end to it. If he refuses to live a worthwhile life, then I will live his life for him.
Goodbye, and I hope your parents are as disappointed in you as I am disappointed in my son.

Yugimon version

This is Adam's mom. 
I have taken control of all his Facebook accounts and he will not be getting them back. In addition, I will also be deleting this account and reporting all of you to the authorities.
This is not the son I raised. I raised my son to be a good Christian - not a "Duelist". Yugimon has ruined him and now he refers to himself as an "anti-meta gamer" whatever that means. You nerds did this to him and I am putting an end to it. If he refuses to live a worthwhile life then I'll live it for him. 
Goodbye and I hope your parents are as disappointed as you as I am disappointed in my son.