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back in university for engineering, elon was revered by my classmates as a genius who revolutionized electric vehicle travel

    back in university for engineering, elon was revered by my classmates as a genius who revolutionized electric vehicle travel. i don’t know enough about cars or the key differences between internal combustion and electric motors, so i took them at their word for it.
    
    then i started getting invites to watch spacex launches, being told that he’s revolutionized space travel and we would be travelling to the moon commercially in my lifetime. i don’t know enough about space travel to say whether or not that’s true, so i took them at their word for it and cheered on some rocket explosions with my friends
    
    then elon bought twitter, and started talking about how he would revolutionize social media. i happen to know a great deal about software, and let me tell you, this dumb prick says some of the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard about application development . it was at that moment that i reevaluated my opinion on tesla and spacex, and rightly labelled elon as the con artist he is

    Elon Musk spent $44 Billion on Twitter. The World’s population is 8 billion.

      Its from a tweet about Michael Bloomberg back in 2020 during his campaign run. In 2025, the copypasta was used on Elon Musk instead to jab at both his haters and his mismanagement of Twitter.

      Elon Musk spent $44 Billion on Twitter. The World's population is 8 billion. He could have given each person $5 billion and still have money leftover. I feel like a cheque for $5 billion would be life changing for most people. Yet he wasted it all on Twitter

      Bloomberg

      Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. The US population is 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million and still have money left over. I feel like a $1 million check would be life-changing for most people. Yet he wasted it all on ads and STILL LOST.

      You criticized Elon Musk

        He said slavery is what makes mankind great 😂
        Firstly, no one cares what you want. This world doesn't care about you. Fact of the matter is while you've been plotting your faggy dekulakization fantasy in your basement, he's been sending rockets into space and pushing forward the human race into a new sphere of capability. Let me ask you again, what the fuck do you contribute to the human race? And I don't give a fuck if he uses child labor for his mines, you know Why? Because it's worth it. Every single feat of human progress until the last century has been made using slaves. It's literally what makes mankind great. I love the fact that Elon musk is a billionaire, strictly because he gives most of his money to the human race making self driving cars and sustainable energy. Honestly, I think jealous bitches like you should be rounded up and thrown in a preemptive gulag because that's where class warfare leads inevitably. You are bitter about his success, even though his work makes your life better in ways you could never comprehend every single sweaty day of your miserable life. If you use the word billionaire apologist, that's communist and I really hope you become a statistic and choke on a bottle of Tylenol pm because you're a faggot and your politics are based on a failed system that uses jealousy as a lever to a elevate the shit tier humans of the world who are literal mongrels at the expense of the 1% who actually move the football of human ingenuity forward. Seriously, I hope you get cancer you fucking commie queer, aids bait faggot.

        Mr Musk I don’t feel so good

          Mr. Musk I don’t feel so good.
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