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Dream’s Crashout (Evil Plan)

From Dream’s crashout on stream after his fallout with Tommyinnit.

ALL MY EVIL PLANS... ITS COME TOGETHER! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHONING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED! EXECUTED! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WORD! ANOTHER BAD WORD! THEY. WILL PERISH. I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM. AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! BECAUSE OF YOUR GENDER AND YOUR SEX AND BECAUSE I'M HOMOPHOBIC. I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I ALWAYS HAVE. YOU GOT ME! BUT ITS TOO LATE, ITS GONE THROUGH. THE PLAN IS BEEN EXECUTED. AHA! I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON... IN HELL.

ALL MY EVIL PLANS👿 ...ITS COME TOGETHER 👿! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS🗣️ ! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHENING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM🙌 ! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM😡 ! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED☠️ ! EXECUTED💀 ! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WoRD🤬 ! ANOTHER BAD WORD🚫 ! THEY🤦 . WILL PERISH🙅 . I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM😤 . AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU🗣️ ! ALL OF YOU 🗣️ ! FOR YOUR GENDER🚻 FOR YOUR SEX❤️‍🔥 AND BECAUSE IM HOMOPHOBIC ❌ I HATE ALL OF YOU 😡 AND I ALWAYS HAVE 🤬

ALL MY EVIL PLANS 🔥👹✍🏿…ITS COME TOGETHER 😈✊🏿! ALL OF THE MEMBERS 👨‍🦰OF THE DREAMSMP 🌈ARE UNDER NDA👽 AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS‼️🗣️🙌🏿 ! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHENING 🫰EVERY DOLLAR🤑 THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM🎁🙌 ! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM🫃🏼 ! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS👰🏿‍♂️ NUMBERS 🧮AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED☠️ ! EXECUTED💀 ! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WoRD🤬 ! ANOTHER BAD WORD🚫 ! THEY🤦 . WILL PERISH🙅 . I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM👺😤‼️ . AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU🗣️ ! ALL OF YOU 🤯 ! FOR YOUR GENDER👯‍♂️ FOR YOUR SEX🦶 AND BECAUSE IM HOMOPHOBIC 💯 I HATE ALL OF YOU💖 AND I ALWAYS HAVE 🤬

The copypasta came from a leak video of an argument between the largest Minecraft Youtuber ‘Dream’ and the voice Actor for Gumball ‘Nicolas Cantu’ in an Uber ride. Nicholas Cantu can be seen ranting and insulting Dream throughout the car ride while Dream remains unfazed. The video has gained notoriety among Dream haters and the transcript of Cantu’s roast has been used as a copypasta to mock Dream.

When the ants come at me, It'll take 10,000, 100,000 of them to take me down. So that's how miniscule you are to my size, right. My stature of intelligence, character and body and um, Reverence in this world. No man, because I'm gonna do movies, stand up comedy, everything all the shit, music, whatever the fuck e commerce, You don't understand that you're talking to like a Michealangelo of my time, right. Like I'm a genius, Albert Einstein level, History book maker. You're gonna be forgotten like the dust in the sand when you're in the fucking sahara, and there's a hundred million thousand billion sand particles, you're gonna be one of those, and I'm gonna be a staute erected in gold.

🔵🐈gumball 🤚😁🟢 slap boxed 🟢😁 dream 💀💀 W ➿🫵

Actually sir, I’m not a so called ‘Stan of dream.’

Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.

Actually 😳 sir 👨, I'm 💘 not a so called ☁ 'Stan 😍😎 of dream.' 😴 I 👁 am merely 🏫 very 👌 passionate 🔥 about 💦 his 💦 content 🌎 and want 😋 to dedicate ♂ my life 👤 to him 👴 in a way ↕ that seems 👀 needy 👉🏼 - i 👁 must 👫 know 🤔 where my pride 🏳️‍🌈 and joy 😂 is at all 💯 times 🕐 and you 👈👉 insulting 🤮 me challenges 😱 my integrity 😤 and makes 🛠 me so made 👑 that i'm 💘 going 🏃 to sue 🕴 you 👉 and also ➕ block 🚫 you 👈😵 on 🔛 all 😤 social 📖 media 📞✈⛵ so that your 👉 filth 👅 and villainy does not spread 👐 further 😵 across ➡😏 the internet 🌐 - i 👁 hope 🙏 that you 👈 are happy 😊 with yourself - I'll 📝 see 👀 you 👈 in court 💼. However 🖐, I 👁 have to say 💬👱🏿💦 that Dream's 😴💭 youtube 📹 rival 😈, Technoblade, is not a very 👌 nice 💦😇🙀 person 👨 and seems 🤔 to be quite ✅ mean 😏 towards 😂 Dream 😴💭, also 👨 I 👤👥 have to say 🗣💬 his 👋 behavior 🗯 around 🔃 hacking 😲, in Minecraft 🎮⛏, it does seem 🤔 quite 📺 suspicious 🤔 and i 👁 believe 🙏🏽 he 👥 is in fact 📕 "B-hopping" especially 🙌 in Technoblade's and Dream's 💭 $100,000 🗣👍😯 duel 🔫. The Mere 😐💀 fact 📕 that my favourite 😍 youtuber 🤔🤯 lost 🏳 a duel 🤺 against 🚫 technoblade immediately 😤 means 🤔❓🙄 that he 👨 must 👫 have cheated 🚫 and there is no ☝🚫 other explanation 📢 - your 👈📃 blaspheming of 'he 👨 is just the better 👍 player' 🎮🎯⚽ is wrong ⚠😔👎 and you 👉 should be burnt 🔥 a the stake 💀 for implying 😤 that DREAM 💭 (God 🙏👁 bless 🙏 his 💰💦 name 📛 and all 💯 who use 😏 it) is NOT the best 👌 minecraft 🎮⛏ player 🎮 ever 📆 - I'm 💘 utterly 🐄🚮 disgraced by what you 👈 have said 💬👱🏿💦 to me in this conversation 🗣 and my legal ⚖ team 🐒 will be in contact 📞 to deal 🙅 with you 👈 soon 🔜.

“average pet on the dsmp lives for a month”

“average pet on the dsmp lives for a month” factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average pet lives for 3 days. Fran, who lives in an obsidian box & never sees the light of day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Dream Face Reveal

so bECAUSE OF DREAMS FACE REVEAL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DREAM AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “HE FACE REVEALED??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DREAMUPDATES UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

It's honestly insane. I know I'm not a part of the fandom as much anymore, but I held Dream close to my heart these past two years. He saved me in every way a person can be saved. I'm so insanely proud of what he's done to get here. You go king!

Totally what I was expecting 🥰 brown hair, kissable lips, cute cheekbones and gorgeous emerald (Minecraft reference) eyes. For the past day my life has been more intense than a dream and GNF manhunt chase but now I get to see you, my dream, my hero.

I’m just upset that I know what he looks like. I don’t care if he’s ugly or attractive or normal I just hate how many faces my brain now recognizes of internet micro celebrities. I dread the fact I will be an 80 year old dementia patient unable to remember if Jschlatt is my son or someone I never knew. I will see MoistCritical in the hair spiraling my shower drain but I won’t remember the curve of my wife’s smile. Paymoneywubby will appear in my memories of the man who brings me pudding in the evening but my childhood home will fade to nothingness. And now, as I strain to remember how my fathers hugs once warmed me, I will surely be greeted only by the image of this man, a man I’ve never even met, imprinted into my memory by forces completely foreign to me and outside of my control. This man has in this one act stamped his likeness into the collective consciousness to invade and persevere past the likeness of our own loved ones. My only hope is to forget, for the true horror lies in remembrance.

okay the face reveal was cool and all but when are we going to talk about how police found human remains and evidence of cannibalism in dream’s LA home that he sold in 2013

You're laughing. Dream just revealed that he looks like fifty different popular white guys simultaneously and you're laughing.

shat

Dream face reveal Chicanery

I AM NOT CRAZY! i am not crazy! I know he used to be fat! He looked like 300 pounds! Right on the morbid obesity definition as if i could ever make such a mistake! Never, ever! I just- i just couldn't prove it! He-he covered his tracks! He got those idiots trainers to make him lose weight for him! You think this is something, you think this is bad?! This? This chicanery? He's done worse! That face structure! Are you telling me that a man just happens to have a chin like that?! No! He orchestrated it! Dream! He cheated through a speedrun! And i saved him! And i shouldn't have! I took it into my own speedrun rank! What was i thinking?! He'll never change! He'll never change! Ever since 2013, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the KKK edit! But not our dream! Couldn't be precious dream! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be skinny?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when i had the chance! And you! You have to stop him you-