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Actually sir, I’m not a so called ‘Stan of dream.’

    Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
    Actually 😳 sir 👨, I'm 💘 not a so called ☁ 'Stan 😍😎 of dream.' 😴 I 👁 am merely 🏫 very 👌 passionate 🔥 about 💦 his 💦 content 🌎 and want 😋 to dedicate ♂ my life 👤 to him 👴 in a way ↕ that seems 👀 needy 👉🏼 - i 👁 must 👫 know 🤔 where my pride 🏳️‍🌈 and joy 😂 is at all 💯 times 🕐 and you 👈👉 insulting 🤮 me challenges 😱 my integrity 😤 and makes 🛠 me so made 👑 that i'm 💘 going 🏃 to sue 🕴 you 👉 and also ➕ block 🚫 you 👈😵 on 🔛 all 😤 social 📖 media 📞✈⛵ so that your 👉 filth 👅 and villainy does not spread 👐 further 😵 across ➡😏 the internet 🌐 - i 👁 hope 🙏 that you 👈 are happy 😊 with yourself - I'll 📝 see 👀 you 👈 in court 💼. However 🖐, I 👁 have to say 💬👱🏿💦 that Dream's 😴💭 youtube 📹 rival 😈, Technoblade, is not a very 👌 nice 💦😇🙀 person 👨 and seems 🤔 to be quite ✅ mean 😏 towards 😂 Dream 😴💭, also 👨 I 👤👥 have to say 🗣💬 his 👋 behavior 🗯 around 🔃 hacking 😲, in Minecraft 🎮⛏, it does seem 🤔 quite 📺 suspicious 🤔 and i 👁 believe 🙏🏽 he 👥 is in fact 📕 "B-hopping" especially 🙌 in Technoblade's and Dream's 💭 $100,000 🗣👍😯 duel 🔫. The Mere 😐💀 fact 📕 that my favourite 😍 youtuber 🤔🤯 lost 🏳 a duel 🤺 against 🚫 technoblade immediately 😤 means 🤔❓🙄 that he 👨 must 👫 have cheated 🚫 and there is no ☝🚫 other explanation 📢 - your 👈📃 blaspheming of 'he 👨 is just the better 👍 player' 🎮🎯⚽ is wrong ⚠😔👎 and you 👉 should be burnt 🔥 a the stake 💀 for implying 😤 that DREAM 💭 (God 🙏👁 bless 🙏 his 💰💦 name 📛 and all 💯 who use 😏 it) is NOT the best 👌 minecraft 🎮⛏ player 🎮 ever 📆 - I'm 💘 utterly 🐄🚮 disgraced by what you 👈 have said 💬👱🏿💦 to me in this conversation 🗣 and my legal ⚖ team 🐒 will be in contact 📞 to deal 🙅 with you 👈 soon 🔜.

    “average pet on the dsmp lives for a month”

      “average pet on the dsmp lives for a month” factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average pet lives for 3 days. Fran, who lives in an obsidian box & never sees the light of day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

      Technoblade

        Technoblade passed away battling stage four cancer. RIP Technoblade.
        About 3 hours ago, a video was posted to technoblades channel, “so long nerds” it was a truly sad video that personally I cried for 30 minutes after. It was unbelievable and unfair that someone so great went so early, if this means anything it means to hold your loved ones tight and whenever you can because you never know when it might be the last time, life is short, but enjoy that short time while you have it Technoblade never dies <3
        Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
        Please🙏🏼 don’t make fun🤡😛 of me. I’ve never been the girl👱‍♀️ to obsess😳🤔🤤 over someone famous🎬🎖, but it’s so weird🤪😝. Like, anytime I watch👁👀 his videos🎬 they make me laugh😂🤣 so much, and his humor🤡 is so perfect🙌👏👌, I find every joke🤡 he says🗣 so fucking funny😂🤣😅 & I never🙅‍♀️🚫❌ do with any other people🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ or even youtubers.🎮🥁🎥 I feel like I fell for his voice🗣 too. It’s soooooo attractive😍🥰😘. AND I’VE NEVER OBSESSED😚🤩😩 OVER YOUTUBERS 😎🎥EVER❗️. This is so weird😱🤪. I even dug ⛏into people finding 🔍out what he looks👀👁 like AND HES SO ATTRACTIVE😍🥰. Pls tell me I’m not crazy❌🚫🤪? And no I’m not some weird🤪 12 year old gir👧l, I just graduated high school👩‍🦳 and I’m going into college🏫🏫. IF ANYTHING, I just wanna be his friend🧑👱‍♀️ 🤝cause he’s so funny🤣😂

        i almost died becouse of dream stans

          Dream stans in a nutshell
          one day i went to twitter and said dream sucks. But then dream stans started to send me death threats. I didnt care becouse i know that dream stans are scared of going outside and wont come to my house. But then when i was jerking off. I heard dream stans outside singing the fatherless song dr*am ma*sk. I saw the dream stans and locked my door, but then edp445 destroyed my door. Then Obama came and showed grass to dream stans. Then the dream stans and edp445 turned into cum.And then i went back to jerking off to hentai.

          I punched my classmate for being Dreamphobic

            Dream is an American YouTuber and Twitch streamer who is known primarily for creating Minecraft content.
            TW: 🚨 Dreamphobia 🚨, school, self-defense, Nazism, saying Dream cheated
            
            This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of Dream in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how Dream cheated (obvious Nazi propaganda) and that his videos suck.
            
            This made me irritated - yet another Dreamphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting Dreamphobic because he was oppressing me, a Dreamsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.
            
            He said, "Dreamsexual? Is that when you want to suck Dream's dick or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.
            
            I decided to pull up this subreddit to help explain Dreamsexuality and Dreamgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed Dream stans", then said that we were mentally ill.
            
            I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about Dreamsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me on this sub before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a Dreamphobe is harassing you.
            
            I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.
            
            My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".
            
            I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my Dreamphobic school.
            
            Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? Dreamphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.

            i touched gras!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

              It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his boy pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
              
              tl:dr i sexed dream🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰