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i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰

    i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰🍑 i 🖐️wanna😩 see👀✊ some ass🍑 baby 🚼 can you 🥺 do it 🥵 like that 😏 from the front 👈 to the back 👉 she 👱‍♀️ say i🖐️ don’t wanna move 🏃too fast 💨💨 till she hit 👊 that gas ⛽ ciroc and ➕ the puff puff 🌬️🌬️ pass

    I hate Ranboo. He’s evil.

      I hate Ranboo. He's evil. He stole Tubbo from me
      I hate Ranboo. He's evil. He stole Tubbo from me and now I'm going to cry. Does anyone find this relateable??? :/
      I 👁 hate 😡🖕🏻 Ranboo. He's 👨 evil 😈😇. He 👨 stole 😤 Tubbo from me and now I'm 💘 going 🏃💨🏢 to cry 😭. Does anyone 🙋 find 🔎 this relateable???

      Thank you We The Sus Music!

        So my dad is a raging homophobe. When I was 7 yrs old he nearly beat me to death for sleeping in the same bed as my friend in Minecraft. He overheard me listening to this song and burst into my room. I braced for impact, fearing the worst. Instead he remained silent and I saw this strange look in his eyes that I'd never seen before.
        
        He just divorced my mom and told us he is moving to Puerto Rico with his longtime partner Antonio Banderas and he's not coming back. Thank you We The Sus Music!

        Dream’s new song

          I suck 🥴 his dick 🍆 with a smile 😀for hours at a time, stare 😳 at his nutsack 🥜 while I hold back 😫my cum 💦 tonight and when he ask me what position I say doggy 🐕 style and when they ask me what position I say doggy STYLE 🐕😜✊🍆💦

          I encountered a racist homophobic dreamphobe today.

            Dream is a YouTuber known primarily for Minecraft content and speedrun videos.
            I joined a discord server yesterday. My discord status was: "💚 please give me your cum daddy dream! i want to fuck that smiley face of yours 😪😪😪". I am a dreamgender, and I support Dream and will continue to support him until I am out of cum. Anyways, back to the story. Now, this fucking stupid mod DMs (Dream Messages) me. What does he says? He says the following.
            
            "Your discord status is against our server rules, please remove or change your status. If you do not do this, we will have to ban/kick you."
            
            Then, I immediately told the moderator that I am a 13 dreamgender girl. He didn't give a shit. I thought ALL moderators could get seduced. That was a fucking lie. Ugh! Anyways, we started arguing about how my status is extremely SFW and wholesome (i am obviously right.) I told him that i anted to speak with the manager. So, he created a group chat with me, the owner, and himself. I explained him the situation, how the moderator was a racist pedophile dreamphobe homophobe and a groomer. The owner did NOT believe me; a fellow Dreamgender person. I was so mad that I punched my dream themed computer so hard. Then, I realized what i had done. I punched my daddy dream monitor. I immediately DMd dream about this on twitter. I wrote a 20000 word apology to him. I was so depressed after my daddy dream monitor was gone.
            
            Then, I logged to Discord on my dream themed phone. I could not believe what had happened. I got a DM from MEE6 saying that I got banned for the reason "inappropriate status". I was so mad. I immediately DM'd the owner about this. He didn't care, and he had the audacity to block a fellow DREAMGENDER person. I could not believe it. How could someone be this racist and dreamphobic? I cried myself to sleep that night and decided that I should go to therapy.
            
            Please tell me, r/dreamgender! What should I do about this? I already called the entire swat team on this discord moderator after he said that "Dream sucks", but it seemed like the swat did not care at all! Please, dream community. Let's get together and end this moderator's life! R/DREAMGENDER, ASSEMBLE! 💚🤍🖤💚🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

            HELP. I UNCONTROLLABLY CUM WHENEVER I SEE A SMILY FACE.

              Smiley face do be making me feel weird underneath
              HELP!
              
              I (26M) was goin' to the bathroom at taco bell, as I normally do. as i reached into my big sweaty obese gaping asshole to grab my big fat squishy shits in order to shove them into the urinal, i noticed a cute lil' drawing on the stall. waddling my 300lb body over to get a better look, i realized what was drawn on the stall, a smiley face. i was immediately reminded of my lord and savior, daddy dream.
              
              i let out a roaring moan, shattering all the glass in the area, instantly letting everyone in that taco bell know of my presence. i ripped my clothes off, tugged on my dick, and started letting all of my body fluids drain out on the floor. sweat, pee, cum, shit, blood, organs, you name it, all flowing from my teeny weeny peenie hole. however, amidst my raging passion for dream, i hadn't realized what i had done! alas, everyone in that unisex bathroom stared at me in fear. men, women, children, all traumatized by the unholy sight ive forced apon their eyes.
              
              crying, i leaped out of a broken window, letting the glass scrape my unclothed flabs of stomach. i bolted into my car, but not before the police found me. with no time to think, i ran over 5 officers, an orphan, and a pregnant woman with my sexy prius. i managed to escape, but at what cost?
              I am currently living in the middle of nowhere. i will never talk to my family or my friends again. yesterday i ate a grilled rat for breakfast. i'm in constant fear of the police finding me, and i can only pray to dream that i'll be alright.
              
              anyone else having this problem?