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Technoblade

    Technoblade passed away battling stage four cancer. RIP Technoblade.
    About 3 hours ago, a video was posted to technoblades channel, “so long nerds” it was a truly sad video that personally I cried for 30 minutes after. It was unbelievable and unfair that someone so great went so early, if this means anything it means to hold your loved ones tight and whenever you can because you never know when it might be the last time, life is short, but enjoy that short time while you have it Technoblade never dies <3
    Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
    Please🙏🏼 don’t make fun🤡😛 of me. I’ve never been the girl👱‍♀️ to obsess😳🤔🤤 over someone famous🎬🎖, but it’s so weird🤪😝. Like, anytime I watch👁👀 his videos🎬 they make me laugh😂🤣 so much, and his humor🤡 is so perfect🙌👏👌, I find every joke🤡 he says🗣 so fucking funny😂🤣😅 & I never🙅‍♀️🚫❌ do with any other people🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ or even youtubers.🎮🥁🎥 I feel like I fell for his voice🗣 too. It’s soooooo attractive😍🥰😘. AND I’VE NEVER OBSESSED😚🤩😩 OVER YOUTUBERS 😎🎥EVER❗️. This is so weird😱🤪. I even dug ⛏into people finding 🔍out what he looks👀👁 like AND HES SO ATTRACTIVE😍🥰. Pls tell me I’m not crazy❌🚫🤪? And no I’m not some weird🤪 12 year old gir👧l, I just graduated high school👩‍🦳 and I’m going into college🏫🏫. IF ANYTHING, I just wanna be his friend🧑👱‍♀️ 🤝cause he’s so funny🤣😂

    i almost died becouse of dream stans

      Dream stans in a nutshell
      one day i went to twitter and said dream sucks. But then dream stans started to send me death threats. I didnt care becouse i know that dream stans are scared of going outside and wont come to my house. But then when i was jerking off. I heard dream stans outside singing the fatherless song dr*am ma*sk. I saw the dream stans and locked my door, but then edp445 destroyed my door. Then Obama came and showed grass to dream stans. Then the dream stans and edp445 turned into cum.And then i went back to jerking off to hentai.

      my friend is dreamphobic

        tw school and dreamphobia. please stay safe.

today at school my friend said she didn't like Dream. i was so angry. i got up in front of the class and said “You may not like Dream, but he saved my life. i was at my lowest point, but his channel saved me. sorry if that's not good enough for you.” and then everyone started to clap slowly and my teacher made her go to guidance. my teacher held me after class and said “I love Dream too.” needless to say, I got an A+ in the class.

        Tommyinit kicked from dream SMP

          Tommyinit copypasta
          Every Dreamsmp pasta
          Guys, 👱‍♂️💂‍♂️ did 💦 you 🤟 know 🙎🤔 that 🚫😟 tommy might 💪 be 🐝🏿 kicked 👞 from the dream 💭 smp? He 👈😩 broke 🚫💰 a rule 🚷 and there’s been 😡 a lot 🤯 of drama about 💦 it, if you 👉 wish 🙏 to know 💭 more ✋✋ search 🔍 up 👅😋 tommyinnit rule 🚷 34 dream smp

          I’m blocking anyone with flag “🇺🇦” in bio

            I'm blocking anyone with flag "🇺🇦" in their name or bio, the reason is because I feel like people are giving to much attention to this when Dreamsexuals have been struggling more for months, dreamsexuality is more important then this Ukraine thing, put "💚🖤🤍" instead.

            Boyfriend lost his erection because of Dream

              Dreamphobic is real
              Me (20F) was giving my boyfriend (22M) a blowjob. We normally love to play music while getting it on but in my opinion, he has a better taste in music so we used his sex playlist but today instead, we used mine just to change it up. It’s a short playlist only like 32 minutes long or something? Anyways so as i’m giving him a blowjob all of a sudden Mask by Dream starts playing and my boyfriend INSTANTLY lost his erection after hearing the song for like 10 seconds. He asked me if this was Dream and I was so shocked and embarrassed that i didn’t say anything. I then laughed it off like a joke and quickly switched the song but he did not seem amused at all. He went to bed after that and i asked him if he was made and he said no he was just tired but i think he’s mad. I didn’t have that song on the playlist so it just randomly came on after the playlist was done because i listen to it sometimes and i guess spotify knows i like that song! What do I do?!?!