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Dragonball

Gogeta changed my life.

    Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Gogeta… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you charge into the enemies and strike fear into your enemies unique gauge counter. Your silky smooth AOE protection, and god, that gorgeous Assault Chain. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you fall out of meta. You had a rough debut, but you never gave up hope. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will be powercrept. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could zenkai LL Super Saiyan God SS Gogeta(DBL30-01S). You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the past 3 months. I remember when BLAZING AZURE COMBINATION ended, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you prevent enemy counters and cover changes, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to stay relevant. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy was the solution to counters, and I rejoiced. 2021 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You began the unique gauge counter meta and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
    
    "IT'S FUTILE! HOPE YOU'RE READY!" Not only have you changed the game of DBL PVP and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're slowly getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Gogeta Blue. 🥰❤️🫶🏽

    Then something just snapped, something inside of me

      Vegeta speech copypasta
      Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened.
      Then something just snapped. Something inside of me. "NO, NO MORE! THATS IT! I DONT CARE!" I didnt care anymore. I didnt care about being better then kakarot, I didnt care about being a super saiyan, I didnt care if i lived! I didnt care about anything! And then.. It happened.

      If whatsapp was in dragonball 😂

        Dragonball is manga and anime franchise.
        Vegeta: I NEED Cock goku.
        ChiChi: Stop training and come home😡
        Caulifa: I NEED Cock goku.
        Piccolo: I NEED Cock goku.
        Mr. Popo: I NEED Cock goku.
        Supreme Kai: I NEED Cock goku.