STEP 1: suck it while soft, when it’s soft you can take the entire penis in your mouth without the need to relax your throat, use your hand to massage and stroke, while you take the head with your mouth be gentle and go slow you can increase pressure and speed as it grows
STEP 2: use your hands and wrap one hand around the base of the penis so that you can stroke in time with the up and down motion of your mouth; u can use all five fingers while letting ur index and thumb (like the 👌🏼) to control the pressure and stroke
STEP 3: roll your tongue, a good blowjob is more than sucking. your tongue should be rolling, twirling, and swirling the entire time! the non-stop, constant motion of ur tongue combined with the movement of your hands will create a symphony of sensation
STEP 4: hollow your cheeks, like ur slurping a lollipop, sucking the air out of your mouth in this way will create suction which will provide more sensation. let ur partner’s response control the amount of suction; u don’t wanna suck too hard
STEP 5: cover your teeth with your lips. relax your jaw and breathe thru your nose. this will give a buffer between your teeth and your partner’s goods! so unless told otherwise, keep your teeth to yourself
STEP 6: penis and testicles are a package deal, so don’t forget the balls! most penis havers love having their balls played with; lick them. gently suck them. cup them in your hands while you service the shaft; most importantly, don’t forget to just have fun and enjoy<3
I posted on here a couple days ago but I am still freaked out. I am able to suck my own cock and my mother was staying at my place as she has no power right now. I thought she was shopping so I decided to suck my cock. However, when I was finished I looked up at the door way and she was standing there and said oh wow and then walked away. She went into my guest room right after.
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.
NSFW?? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your dick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your dick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own dick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old dick. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk
