STEP 1: suck it while soft, when it’s soft you can take the entire penis in your mouth without the need to relax your throat, use your hand to massage and stroke, while you take the head with your mouth be gentle and go slow you can increase pressure and speed as it grows
STEP 2: use your hands and wrap one hand around the base of the penis so that you can stroke in time with the up and down motion of your mouth; u can use all five fingers while letting ur index and thumb (like the 👌🏼) to control the pressure and stroke
STEP 3: roll your tongue, a good blowjob is more than sucking. your tongue should be rolling, twirling, and swirling the entire time! the non-stop, constant motion of ur tongue combined with the movement of your hands will create a symphony of sensation
STEP 4: hollow your cheeks, like ur slurping a lollipop, sucking the air out of your mouth in this way will create suction which will provide more sensation. let ur partner’s response control the amount of suction; u don’t wanna suck too hard
STEP 5: cover your teeth with your lips. relax your jaw and breathe thru your nose. this will give a buffer between your teeth and your partner’s goods! so unless told otherwise, keep your teeth to yourself
STEP 6: penis and testicles are a package deal, so don’t forget the balls! most penis havers love having their balls played with; lick them. gently suck them. cup them in your hands while you service the shaft; most importantly, don’t forget to just have fun and enjoy<3
I thought only sweaty cocks smelled. Today I was proven wrong. Just after getting out of the shower, I came up with the brilliant idea of using a hairdryer to dry my cock 'n balls and I ended up inhaling the cock smell. Turns out clean cocks have a very specific smell too.
I admit that I was sorely mistaken and would like to formally apologize to anyone who was swayed by my uneducated opinion on the subject.
My (F23) boyfriend (M21) and I went away this past weekend to the coast.
Overall, we had a lovely few days. However, yesterday morning we were going on a walk though a quiet little wooded area when an older pervy looking fella tried “flirting” with me by whipping his dick out and asking me if I wanted to be with a “real man”.
I was completely taken aback by this guy’s brazenness. Sure, I’ve been flashed, harassed etc before but never right in front of my boyfriend. How would he react? Were we in danger?
My boyfriend calmly told him, “She already has a man” and casually whipped his own out. Once he saw the size of it, the creeper soon backed off and left us alone.
I couldn’t believe what just happened. My boyfriend can be very unorthodox and unpredictable in the way he chooses to handle situations (part of this is what attracted me to him) but this was too surreal. Honestly, I was just relieved that my boyfriend’s actions didn’t end up escalating the situation.
When we got back to the car, I was like, “I can’t believe you just did that” and half-joked that I wish he was around the other dozen or so times I was harassed. He was surprised to learn that I had been harassed previously, so this little incident opened up a nice little dialogue between us which never existed before (I’m a very private person and try to just brush comments, catcalls etc off as and when they happen).
It's awful. My dick is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my cock, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.
My humongous cock has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.
