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I. AM. BERDLY.

    Ion think I've ever related to a video game character as much as Berdly. Let me explain, I always keep a perfect attendance, I'm obnoxious and self centered if I think it'll be funny, im a nerd, I say what's on my mind, I have a self esteem so miniscule an ants foot would be bigger then it, I love men, I'm a bottom and I literally screamed when my mom said that she's a gamer two after she's only started playing mobile games. I. AM. BERDLY.

    I am in love with Kris Dreemurr

      Kris Dreemurr from Deltarune copypasta
      I have, since playing deltarune, become incredibly infatuated with Kris Dreemurr. Everything about them is perfect to me, they are the ideal that I wish were real. I do not know how they wormed their way into my subconscious, and I don't exactly like this new state of being I am in. I don't really like to feel emotions, and Kris Dreemurr has made me feel things I didn't even know I could feel. I wish they were real, and that I could spend the rest of my life with them. I want them to do whatever Noelle thinks they did with Susie in that supply closet to me, whatever weird kink stuff she thinks they did. I have these feelings, and I want people to know them.

Thank you and good night.

      MY NAME IS RALSEI IM DRIVING A MERCEDES BENZ

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        hello

my name is

my name is ralsei

i'm driving a mercedes benz

my name is mercedes benz

these are my friends

i'm a ba

i'm driving a mercedes benz

my name is mercedes benz

WHATS YOUR NAME KID?

uhhh mercedes benz, i like to cum. i wear mercedes benz

did you know... *sniff*

that i'mmmmm driving a mercedes bens?

*moan* NOOO!!!

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SHOW ME YOUR CAR

RALSEI, RALSEI SHOW ME YOUR CAR

okayyy here is my car

WOAH... IS THAT A... A MERCEDES BENZ?

it's a motherfucking mercedez benz.
        Ralsei: "Hello my name is, my name is Ralsei *sniff*. I am driving a Mercedes Benz. These are my friends. Am driving a Mercedes Benz, my name is Mercedes Benz."
Susie: "What's your name? , kid"
Ralsei: "Ah, Mercedes Benz, I like to come *heavy breath* on my Mercedes Benz... Do you know *sniff* that I am driving a Mercedes Benz?."
Susie: "NOoOo... Ah, show me your car.Ralsei, Ralsei, show me your car."
Ralsei: "Okay. There is my car-
Susie: "WOOOW!, say, i-is that a Mercedes- "
Ralsei: "IT'S A FUCKING MERCEDES BENZZZ" 
        HELLO

MY NAME IS

MY NAME IS RALSEI

IM DRIVING A MERCEDES BENZ

MY NAME IS MERCEDES BENZ

THESE ARE MY FRENS

...

WHATS YOUR NAME KID??

ah- "Mercedes benz"

DID YOU KNOW

*snuff*

That I drive a Mercedes Benz?

*INHALE*

NO

RALSEI

RALSEI SHOW ME YOUR CAR