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Dagoth Ur


Dagoth Ur Argonian

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    Its from an edited video of Dagoth Ur being incredibly racist towards Argonians and reciting infamous TND copypasta but changed to Argonians.

    Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the... Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise you were an Argonian -- no no it's not a problem I had just expected a Dark Elf. No it's not because I think they're more capable or anything, it's just because you- ... no dude I don't have an issue with reptiles, some of my best slaves were Argonian. Alright that came out wrong, listen what I'm trying to say is that- what..? ...I'm sure you come from a very fine swamp, very good with a spear. ...Assuming? I'm not assuming anything that's just what you people do - the royal you, as in- look we got off on the wrong foot, together we shall speak for the law and the land and shall drive the mongrel lizards of the empire- dogs. I meant dogs. Look I'm sorry I just really expected a Dunmer. what? why? because you were a Dunmer the last eight fucking times. I don't know what Azura is playing at making you an argonian, but I assume it's a joke. no I dont think Argonians are jokes- can we just fight? this is making me very uncomfortable, is this how you honour the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?
    “Come nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the…

oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize you were an argonian.

No, no, it’s not a problem I just expected a dark elf.

No, it’s not because I think they’re more capable or anything, it’s just because you…

no dude I don’t have an issue with reptiles. Some of my best slaves were argonian.

Alright that came out wrong, listen what I’m trying to say is that- what? I’m sure you come from a very fine swamp. Very good with a spear.

Assumi- I’m not assuming anything that’s just what you people do, the royal you, as in- look we got off on the wrong foot, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel lizards of the empire- dogs. I meant dogs.

Look I’m sorry I just really expected a dunmer.

What? Why? Because you were a dunmer the last eight fucking times, I don’t know what the hell Azura’s playing at making you an argonian, but I assume it’s a joke.

No, I don’t think argonians are jokes, can we just fight? This is making me very uncomfortable.”

-Dagoth-Ur

    Dagoth Ur – A Khajiit? Really?

    Dagoth Has Standards towards Khajit

    Continuation of the video of Dagoth Ur being incredibly racist but now towards a Khajit.

    Oh! Oh this must be a mistake. You're... you're who?

No. No, no, no. I'm sorry but I have to draw the line somewhere. I don't know about Vivec or Caldera or any of those other little shitholes but we have certain standards here on red mountain. I could handle the god damn lizard y'know, but this... This is something else.

A Khajiit? Really? A fucking mouth breathing cat? Is Azura even trying anymore? Moon and star? More like moon sugar and star. I'm surprised you didn't pawn the thing off to go buy some, you little evolutionary cul-de-sac.

You know, I bust my ass. I really try to make this place reborn and purged and what do you do? Strip down to your skivvies and down seven bottles of skooma before punching a guard in the back of the head.

You're looking at me with that glazed over, lobotomized, look in your swiveled eyes. So I'll assume you can understand me. Take those clown feet of yours and lumber on out of here.

    Kill all Argonians

      kill argonians, behead argonians, roundhouse kick Argonian into the concrete, slam dunk a argonian baby into the trash can, crucify filthy argonians, defecate into argonians food, launch argonians into the sun, stir fry argonians in a wok, toss argonians into active volcanoes, urinate into argonian's gas tank, Judo throw argonians into a wood chipper, twist argonians heads off, report argonians to the IRS, karate chop argonians in half, curb stomp pregnant argonians, trap argonians in quicksand, Crush argonians in the trash compactor, liquify argonians in a vat of acid, eat argonians, dissect argonians, exterminate argonians in the gas chamber, stomp Argonian skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate argonians in the oven, lobotomized argonians, mandatory abortions for argonians, grind Argonian fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown argonians in fried chicken grease, vaporize argonians with a raygun, kick old argonians down the stairs, feed argonians to alligators, slice argonians with a katana.

      Love all argonians

      love argonians, protect argonians, kiss argonians on the snout, sneak up behind argonians and give them a hug, liberate argonians, cook argonians a nice breakfast, give argonians a college education, pay argonians Fair wages, heal argonians, complement argonians on their scales and horns, create a stable job market for argonians, give argonians quests, let argonians teach restoration magic to the people, tuck argonians into bed and let them know it will be okay, teach argonians that they are not all Lusty or servants, break stereotypes about argonians, try Argonian Cuisine, Embrace argonians, fuck argonians, let argonians know they have a valuable place in society, give argonians magic weapons and pay them to defend your Treasures, learn the unique combat styles of argonians, give an Argonian an Ebony spear, seduce argonians, engage argonians in Long Pleasant conversation, play League of Legends with argonians, guide argonians through the rough and Rocky Waters of life, let argonians plot with you to destroy the mongrel dogs of the Empire, pat argonians on the back for a job well done, employ argonians, love argonians.