If you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your cock make you cum?
And what would happen if that cum get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your cum?
Fucking women is pretty gay if you think about it. They are usually smaller and weaker. It takes a real man to fuck a jacked gymbro brick shithouse of a man.
Basically i was fucking my hamster, like i usually do, but i forgot to pull out. the hamster had cum leaking from it's eyes and mouth. then it exploded. i felt no remorse. am i a psychopath?
"Gotta catch 'em all!" That's the popular sentence that most pokémon fans say. But for me, it's "Catch-n-Smash 'em All!". in-order to make Pokémon fans still happy with the Pokémon games. The Pokémon Company always have to make Sexy Mommy milkers looking pokémon to make the fans happy. Because Once the Hot Pokémon Enter the eyes. It gives a memetic effect that has a chance to make the subject who views it sexually attracted to it.
The Pokémon Company THEMSELVES know that the fans are already sexually attracted to some pokémons. Like gardevoir or lopunny. And they still make hotter looking ones. Like cinderace and goodra. Like many other things on the internet. People make weird fricking fetishes. like vore. Which is the sexual practice of swallowing something alive. Even tho it's not possible in real life. Thus. The pokémon company HAD a reason to make the female-looking pokémons sexy. Because all of the weird crap that exist on the internet
Also. Lopunny's design clearly makes "her" sexy. Even tho "she" is not an erotic character. The people who designed "her" clearly saw some pornography before. The proof is "her" juicy hips. People would try to have sexual pleasure with it. Since "her" hips are really REALLY wide.
Also. Since the face-sitting fetish exists. Probably before the internet came in. Goodra is PERFECT for it. "Her" giant butt Is meant for it. Not also "she" is fat. Having sexual pleasure with "Her" Is clearly the perfect thing that exists in this big universe. "Her" farts are probably really attracting. Since "she" is big, slimy and fat. and of course. Thick
Now for Cinderace. Lopunny's Best sexual friend. Cinderace's Foots Are pretty much great for foot fetish. "Her" Feet are really long and big. If you put "her" feet in your mouth. It's probably the tastiest thing in the world. Tickling "her" feet is pretty much fun for her and yourself. "Her" Feet smells like rose or even better.
And now. for the most overrated one. Gardevoir. The queen of pokémons. Her mouth is probably the perfect thing for kissing. "She" would try to also kiss you if you would try to date "her". "Her" Lips feel like chewing a steak. Not only that. "Her" tongue is extremely flexible and long. And will dominate you in a tongue fight. Her moans sound really satisfying also.
And that's pretty much it. You guys probably will call me a coomer but trust me. If pokémon was real. There would be a lot of human-pokémon hybrid organism. Anyways. I'll rather have a pokémon wife instead of a human one. smh
You know how some people say that math is “mental abuse to humans”? Well, lemme tell you one thing: “Math” is an abbreviation for “mathematics”, so you’re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for “except mostly at truly intelligently cool students”! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, you’re not truly intelligent or cool! You’re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Don’t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
I wish I lived in a dystopian universe where males don't age physically past 10, and the chance of being born male was so astronomically low that ejaculate was the rarest and most valuable commodity, and women were hyperdeveloped Ara Ara MILFs with libidos that pornstars can't even pretend to emulate, and having sex once a day was considered abusively low. And that, when born, males are taken, raised, and ranked, and given to elite, high class families of women to breed with and extract cum for the health of society. Oh, but even though it's so valuable and rare, semen isn't actually that viable, so reproduction is already near civilization-endingly low So regular semen drainage is a given. Males can expect to be brought to orgasm no less than 10-20 times a day. Being awoken to the feeling of a vacuum cleaner on your dick and opening your eyes to find the maid's mouth tightly sealed around your cock, even though it is strictly forbidden for a woman to have sex with a male not assigned to her family is not uncommon. Masturbation of course is extremely illegal for males but due to being small and weak, it's usually just punished with re-education. Except for being literal cum-slaves, males are treated like high class second class citizens, So like a medieval princess.