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Why the Elites Want you to Keep Ejaculating

    I've often pondered why porn is pushed on us and daily ejaculation is normalised. A while ago, I came to the conclusion that it keeps us weak, keeps us mindless consumers lacking the energy or power to overthrow the system. Then, today, I thought about it deeper. And I realised that it gets darker.

For those that aren't aware, at around 64 days retaining seed, sperm undergo "Spermatogenesis", which means sperm you've cultivated reach full maturity and potency, which is nature's intention for creating a child.

No wonder disease and mental health issues are higher than ever, because most of us are born from a week's cultivation (if we're lucky), because our fathers were most likely subject to perennial ejaculation indoctrination, meaning we developed from infantile seed.

What kind of fruit will a tree bear if said fruit is harvested in its infancy? Now, what kind of fruit will become of a seedling who has been allowed the correct conditions, nutrients and time to grow into what it is destined to be? I digress, but you get the sentiment. We were all grown from infantile seedling. Which means we were not given the optimum start in life. We are weaker and less powerful than we could of been, had we of received optimum growing conditions.

Imagine how powerful the human race would be if we all grew from Spermatogenesis seed? That is a nation of warriors, divine beings who are not so easily manipulated and controlled.

Now I understand why we are indoctrinated to perennially spill our seed. To keep us weak. In addition, to ensure that future generations perpetuate the weakness. They don't want an army of fully developed beings in existence, because Spermatogenesis babies are revolution babies.

Cultivate your seed. Give your child the best start in life as nature intended, and let's change the world together.

    Colors of cum you can unlock: A guide to how to unlock them

      COMMON COLORS: -White:Default

-Brown:Nut 10 times to unlock this color.

-Gray:Nut 25 times to unlock this color.

-Black:Nut 50 times to unlock this color.

-Beige:Nut 75 times to unlock this color.

-Maroon:Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.

UNCOMMON COLORS:

-Red:Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.

-Yellow:Shoot your cum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.

-Blue:Jump up as you cum and land your cum inside a cup.

-Green:Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.

-Orange:Nut while sick or having a headache.

-Purple:Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.

RARE COLORS:

-Pink:Nut to something really weird(Does not count pedophiliac content,that is illegal and horrible and you will lose all progress and have your account terminated)

-Lime:Nut while eating something spicy

-Amber:Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.

-Teal:Nut inside a public restroom

-Mustard:Show your cock to another cock

-Indigo:When caught masturbating,look at your assailant in the eyes.

EPIC COLORS(PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):

-Ruby:Obtain a condom and nut inside it

-Sapphire:Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row

-Emerald:Nut at school 35 times -Gold:Nut 2,000 times

-Silver:Nut while shitting in the shower.

-Diamond:Nut on 20 inanimate objects

-Pearl:Nut 2,500 times

-Platinum:Charge up your cum for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat

LEGENDARY COLORS:

-Woodland MARPAT camoflauge:Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.

-Bloodied:Have blood cum out instead of cum

The rest are unknown as of now.

      Dried cum is the hardest thing known to man.

        Due to extensive research done by the University of r/CummysCult dried cum has been confirmed as the hardest thing known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a dried drop of cum into it at 400 miles per hour, and the cum was unharmed. They then built a wall out of dried cum and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall of cum came out fine. They then crashed a dried cum car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a cum traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of cum, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a cum made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at dried cum into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 cum per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that dried cum were the hardest thing of all time, if not just the hardest cum known to man.

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        i just want a man to cum in me

          i just want a man to cum in me and shake me like a margarita wanna feel his dna fuse with my lower intestines forever wanna fart a few of his babies out every few days just to feel something

          Logan Paul apology but I replace the word “apologize” with “cum”

            Logan Paul Apology but I replace "apologize" with "cum"

I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to cum. So what we came across that day on the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to cum to the internet, I want to cum to anyone who's seen the video, I want to cum to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But, most importantly, I want to cum to the victim and his family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to cum. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.