According to 'Health Yeating.sfgate.com' a woman in her twenties needs 1,949 calories per day.
Then Aked Scien Tists worked out that that one serving of cum contains 5 calories. Thus, in order for a woman to at a days calorie intake in a day, she needs to eat 390 servings of cum a day.
Lets then assume the average man can cum on average twice a day (and some days that's being generous). Thus you would need the man juices of 195 men every single day in order to intake just the calories.
UK Labour laws state that the minimum wage of any employable staff is £6.31 per hour. Assuming you could employ them for just the two hours of jerking, and not the wait time, the cost for all this sperm, per day is £2,460.90, for locally sourced semen, though you may be able to import it from abroad for less.
Comparatively speaking, a Big Mac contains 492 calories, at least according to Mensfi Tness, and costs £2.59 according to a recent scientific experiment I conducted. Thus you would only need 4 Big Macs, (costing £10.36 total) for the full calorie intake. Much cheaper. In addition, if the woman in question is rude to her server, she'll get some free cum on her burgers anyway.
Hello reddit, today I was rubbing my penis very fast with my hand then all of a sudden this massive release of white fluid came out of my penis, I searched up on google 'white fluid discharge from penis' and the results said I had a UTI. Could anyone figure out what came out of my penis?
So this morning when I woke up my mom pulled my sheets up and there was this small stain on my dark sheets. She pointed at it and said "you have any idea what this is?"
I said "maybe it's butter?" because a couple days ago I was eating popcorn on my bed and I hoped that would be enough of an explanation for her.
She said "it couldn't be because it's not oily. Listen, if you're going to do that, just clean up better or go to the bathroom"
I'm so glad my mom understands and is ok with it :D (and just to clarify, she's ok with me doing that as long as I'm not watching anything, then she has a problem)
Edit: i used a tissue but I came too much and the tissue wasn't enough so some of it rolled down the side of my hip
This is a throw away, but it all started when I ate pineapple. Now as the saying goes, you are what you eat. I am also a heavy smoker. The two packs per day type. It all started when I was having the sexu time with someone I met online. She was giving me head and kissed me after I came inside her mouth. At first I didn’t mind it since it came from me. But as time went on, the smokey pineapple taste of my semen were the only thing I want. I dont want to do stuff with women anymore. Sometimes I mix it up. Cummin in my post workout shake for the extra protein, making it my meal when times are tough. The difference was night and day!!
I want to stop since it hurts when I do it and nothing comes up due to the excessive use of my manhood. Now don’t laugh as this is a personal problem. Thank u for listening to my ted talk
Have you ever wondered how to hide your cum if you live with parents and don't want them getting suspicious after seeing tissues in the garbage or cum on the towel! well I have the right tips for you, So, what do you have to do? simple, first off all remove the keycaps off of your keyboard, then get a pen, take the pen , using the pen, type in some porn (remember the keycaps are off that's why we're using a pen) and then start jerking off, and you hit the climax, just cum in your switches. That way the cum would be hidden and your switches would be lubricated (meaning they would be smoother and quieter), it's a win-win situation!
