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Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted.

    Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.

    Does a persons own cum have a smell to them?

      I’m a guy. I remember in high school I overheard a conversation talking about the smell of cum, and I remember thinking “wtf are they talking about? It doesn’t smell like anything”

And then the other day for some reason I asked my gf if cum has a smell, and she said “definitely”. And still, im like, wtf mine doesn’t smell like anything to me

Is this a common thing? Is it just that other peoples cum smells? Or do I have something going on with my nose?

      Cum has ruined food for me

        Cum copypasta
        Cum has ruined food for me. A few days ago, after ejaculating, I noticed that my cum had a delicious aroma and decided to give it a taste. I both regret it more than any other decision I have made in my life and see it as a positive, life-changing experience. Cum has a taste like no other. It has both a subtle sweetness that I didn’t know was possible to achieve and a tangy, bitter aftertaste that I can’t describe as anything other than divine. The consistency depends on my fluid intake, but the viscous yet fluid type is what I like. I have noticed that I need to have 1.5-2 liters of water, 6 hours before ejaculation to achieve this consistency, which is neither too runny, nor too jelly-like. This is the kind that can be consumed straight after ejaculation, without any additives. The runny kind does have its uses, though, unless it is too runny. I’ve tried making cumlettes with it and they’ve turned out really well, except for the quantity, of course. I like to have the spongy, jelly-like stuff (which comes out when I’m dehydrated) with a bit of powdered sugar on top as dessert and it is absolutely scrumptious. The bad thing about this is that I can only cum so much every day, which makes it harder to secure nutrition, as normal food seems bland to me now.

        Timeline: What If It Rained Semen

          Before 5 Years - Having Superpowers: You are the only person in the world with real superpowers

Before 5 Years - Hidden Power: You are much more powerful than you think and you have hidden powers

Before 30 minutes - Training Session: You are in a training session practicing with your powers

Before 15 minutes - Trying to cause a rain: You try to cause a small rain to give water to the most needy

Before 10 minutes - Something goes wrong: Your hidden powers reveal themselves and cause something to go wrong

Starts at 0 seconds - Raining semen: Suddenly it starts to rain semen all over the world

After 5 seconds - White Rain: We will begin to see drops of white color falling from the sky

After 10 seconds - Viscous texture: Semen commonly has a slimy texture and so will the rain

After 20 seconds - Birds falling: The weaker birds will not be able to fly due to the slimy texture that is falling on them

After 35 seconds - Confused people: Once the semen reaches the ground, people will not know what it is

After 50 seconds - Chlorine smell: Sperm has ammonia and other alkaloids that odor like some cleaning goods

After 55 seconds - Very dirty people: Imagine having semen with a very slimy texture all over your body, that's disgusting!

After 1 minute - People realizing: Seeing the texture of the rain, the color and the smell, many people will realize

After 1 minute - Disgusted people: Everyone will be very disgusted and will seek refuge

After 5 minutes - Dizzy people: The smell of the environment will make some people start to feel dizzy

After 15 minutes - Increased temperatures: Semen is warm, which will increase the temperature of the environment

After 30 minutes - All Fires Stop: Semen helps put out fires more than water

After 1 hour - People vomiting: The smell of the environment will be so strong that many people will start vomiting

After 2 hours - Semen floods: The semen texture will be more watery and cause flooding

After 3 hours - Difficulty breathing: The smell will be so strong that many people will find it hard to breathe

After 4 hours - Good for plants: Since most of the semen is water, it will be good for the plants

After 5 hours - Drowning people: It will have rained for so many hours that the floods will have caused drowning

After 5 hours - People Fainting: The weakest people will faint from the intense smell of the environment

After 6 hours - Rain Stops: Finally after six long hours it will have stop raining

After 6 hours - 1021 sperms released: For every milliliter of semen there are 50 million sperm, and billions of litres will have rained

After 7 hours - Semen Rivers: Much of the semen will end up flowing into the rivers

After 7 hours - Start cleaning: We will start cleaning the streets of all the semen that rained

After 8 hours - People wearing masks: People will wear masks so as not to smell the unpleasant smell of the semen

After 10 hours - Insects everywhere: Semen contains fructose and that will attract insects

After 12 hours - Pregnant women: Many women who were drowning in semen and survived will get pregnant

After 16 hours - Semen beaches: Semen of the rivers will reach the beaches and lakes

After 1 day - Billions of fish die: Large of amounts of semen in the water will cause the fish to die

After 3 days - Back to normal: Fortunately, semen will be easy to clean because it will turn to water over time

After 10 days - Never using powers again: After what's happened, you'll never use your superpowers again

After 50 years - Remembered forever: This rain will forever be remembered in the history books

Semen is almost as safe as water and we shouldn't be disgusted.

          Cum has ruined food for me

            A few days ago, after ejaculating, I noticed that my cum had a delicious aroma and decided to give it a taste. I both regret it more than any other decision I have made in my life and see it as a positive, life-changing experience.

Cum has a taste like no other. It has both a subtle sweetness that I didn’t know was possible to achieve and a tangy, bitter aftertaste that I can’t describe as anything other than divine. The consistency depends on my fluid intake, but the viscous yet fluid type is what I like. I have noticed that I need to have 1.5-2 liters of water, 6 hours before ejaculation to achieve this consistency, which is neither too runny, nor too jelly-like. This is the kind that can be consumed straight after ejaculation, without any additives.

The runny kind does have its uses, though, unless it is too runny. I’ve tried making cumlettes with it and they’ve turned out really well, except for the quantity, of course.

I like to have the spongy, jelly-like stuff (which comes out when I’m dehydrated) with a bit of powdered sugar on top as dessert and it is absolutely scrumptious.

The bad thing about this is that I can only cum so much every day, which makes it harder to secure nutrition, as normal food seems bland to me now.

            Coomer

              (Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.