Skip to content

csgo


Ji Tu – Art of Choke

    G2 team in CS2

    Similar to the Hu Xi copypasta, its a troll on G2 Esports by romanization of the player and team names into Chinese. Snax, NiKo, huNter, m0NESY, malbsMd and G2 has been changed into their respective Chinese equivalent.

    Counter Strike 2

    🈵JI TU🈵ART OF CHOKE🈵MAO NI ZHI🈵 EM MA DI 🈵 HAN TA 🈵 XI NAX 🈵 
    Ji Tu - Art of Choke

Starring Snak Su, Ni Koh, Han Ta, Mo Neh Xi, and Mal Sem Di.

    Valorant

    🈵 JI TU 🈵 ART OF CHOKE 🈵 ZHOU NA PI 🈵 WA LIN 🈵 ZHAO GE MO 🈵 LI FU 🈵 TLENT 🈵 
    JI TU BigPhish ART OF CHOKE BigPhish FA LIN BigPhish TLENT BigPhish ZHAO GE MO BigPhish ZHOU NA PI BigPhish LI FU

    He operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn’t speed, it’s spatial entropy.

      It came from a Twitter post about Omar Marmoush who is a footballer for Manchester City.

      Omar Marmoush operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn't speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t run behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising low-block temporal integrity

      Counter-Strike 2

      tn1r operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His flicks aren’t speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t lurk behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising CT side temporal integrity.

      Thats fucking esports right there

        It’s the “Thats fucking football right there” copypasta but changed into CS in response to NiKo smashing his table on LAN. The incident has become an iconic CS moment hence the memes.

        Thats fucking esports right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the webcam bullshit. NiKo punches, NiKo bleeds on the stream, NiKo delivers their new born baby on their HyperX Alloy Elite 2 Mechanical Gaming Keyboard™. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball Counter-strike fuck it chuck it shoot it game time shit. Esports are back, baby

        That’s fucking CS right there

        Because that's fucking cs right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging hide behind the wall bullshit. Men wave, men throw thumbs up to the other team, men transform into eco hounds on the front lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball CS fuck it chuck it game time shit. CS is back, baby.

        WHAT a performance from Karrigan

          Karrigan copypasta
          WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT status

          azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

            azk copypasta

            It’s an old CSGO meme from HLTV, there was a thread at one point where someone suggested that AZK join Titan because he was a really good player and because he speaks French. The first reply was “azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars”.

            azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

            N4RRATE

            N4RRATE 
            n4rrate he is the french player but the sentinels he is the north americans stars.

            Is donk a bit of a boring player

              This CS2 Donk copypasta is based on the classic CSGO ‘Olof boring Guardian flick‘ pasta that started in HLTV.

              is it me or is donk a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game “oh wow donk has 32 kills” but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single donk kill ?

but try m0nesy…u can see the flick i remember a m0nesy flick.