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"Yesterday something bad happened, something so atrocious that will spread your butt cheeks just by hearing it, so bad even Thanos would clap his cheeks and run away , i went outside, now i know all of you might say that's not a bad thing but going outside isn't my cup of cum, when i felt the cold wind tingling my butt hole i rushed back inside faster than a CS player rushing B, so that's about it, see ya."