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Cock Rating

    Nice cock bro. Good girth, pretty nice curve, tip-to-shaft ratio is perfect; only issue is the colour consistency, it gets a little light near the tip. I give it an overall 8.7/10; now onto the cum velocity testing.

    asian girl

      so today at school i saw this hot girl. super hot. super asian. chinese btw. she speaks mandarin. so anyways she had like the fattest ass ever and im talking fucking fat like FAT like so big you could see it from the front. so i walk up to her like i got a lot of money. my dad always taught me walking confident will boost your confidence. i like my dad but he sucks cats tits and i hate that. its a habit im trying to get him to stop. he says its beneficial to his health or whatever. so after i walk up to her like my cat-tit-sucking dad taught me to i say hi. she says hi back. im staring into her lips as i feel an intense feeling of euphoria. just her voice was enough to nigga knock my socks off. i ask her what cup size she wears and she says her boobs are too big for a bra. as shes talking i take the moment to stick my face into her fat titties and motorboat the shit out of them. she then stepped on my cock and balls and popped my scrotum. semen and blood were flying everywhere and it was so sexy. AWOOOOOOGAAAAA i yell. she then calls me a weirdo so i walk away. what should i do?

      Donald John Trump is the most NIGGA president ever.

        Donald John Trump is the most NIGGA president ever. Name another president that flies gold planes, fucks porn stars, has a younger supermodel wife, everything he owns is gold, has rap songs about him, talks shit, hangs out at the playboy mansion, etc. Donald Trump is a REAL ASS NIGGA

It’s ok reddit. I’m black. I can say this stuff I promise

NIGGAS 4 TRUMP 2020

        Eminem has Coronavirus

          Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti.

          Unpopular opinion: Popular thing is bad, slightly less popular thing is better.

            Slightly less popular thing is underrated. I like slightly less popular thing. Popular thing is overrated. Everyone is always circlejerking popular thing and I'm tired of it. I'm sticking up for slightly less popular thing and I think I'm the only one who has the guts to say it anonymously on reddit.

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I have no concept of individuality.