💅That nail-painting emoji enrages me to an unnecessary level. It's the epitome of sassy, entitled, bitchiness and I only ever see it used in that sense. "OMG just cheated on my man hahahaha fuck everyoneee 💅"
Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
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Oh you think you’re funny eh? Yeah you’re so funny commenting nice on a number that represents reproduction. Yeah so funny. Wouldn’t it be nice if somebody came at your doorstep at 4:20 am with a bat that has 69 written on it? Yeah that will be as funny as your joke.
Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish.
You think changing the comment after you get a ton of likes is funny? You dense motherfucker. This is anything but funny! People like you ruin the faith in humanity. Why would you even do that? You used your last remaining brain cells to make probably a good joke but no, you had to ruin it. You probably think pewdiepie and callmeCarson are the funniest people alive don’t you? You fucking ass licking troglodyte. Your parents raised you and sent you to school thinking that in the future you will honor their family name, give them grandkids etc but reality hit them harder than the plane that hit the twin towers. Look at yourself! wasting your time making dumbass shitty memes then deleting them to ‘troll’ everyone. What are you ? Fucking retarded? Bitch ass.
Fuck you.