Christmas Eve
People often send the Christmas Eve emoji chaintext/copypasta as a joke to their friends and family on the eve of Christmas. On Christmas day, the Christmas emoji copypasta would be used instead.
Listen👂up ⬆️ all you elf🧝 sluts 😩💦It’s Christmas Eve 🎄 And you know what that means Santa Claus 🎅 is cumming 🍆 💦 😩 tonight and he’s giving all the good 👍🏻 girls 👧 and boys👦 presents 🎁 but if you’ve been a naughty 😈 little slut like me then he’s cumming 💦 to give you a big black 🖤lump of cock 🍆 so you better watch ⌚️out you better not cry 😭 you better not pout 😒 he’s going in dryIt’s Christmas Eve ❄️🎄. Snow falls 💦 gently 🌨 on the yard 🍃outside. 🌲 A fire 🔥 crackles behind 😬 you. It’s been 😵 a rough 👊🏻 month. Your wife 🤷♀️left you and ✋ the present 🎁 pile under the 😤 tree 🌲 is bare. 🐻 It doesn’t 💯 matter 💦 though, 😭 there was only one☝🏿 present 🎁 you wanted ❄️ anyway. And as the sky 🌌 darkens and 👄 the fire 🔥 wanes you 😩 know 😁 it won’t ✋ happen. 🙂 There’s no 😱 way the one thing 👊🏻 that could 🙏 keep ❄️ you 😳 hanging 🐈 on will happen. 👋🏻 It’s almost 👅 Christmas, 🎄 he’s not coming. 💯 Then, you 👄 hear a shuffle 😜 outside. Your door 🚪 begins to shake 😩. Someone 😁 is trying 🙃 to open the 🚪door! Could it be? 😩After all this ⏰ time? The 💯 door 💥 shakes 😂 violently 🔫 and gets thrown 👋🏻 off its hinges. 😂 You stand 😤 amidst the debris 👅 and there 🧔🏿he is! The only ☝🏿 thing 😋 that could 😩 save Christmas, 🎄 Lebron 💯 James! He leans 👅 in and 😬 whispers 💦 “Yo you wanna sprite cranberry?” 💯👅💦😂👌🏻It's Christmas ❄️❄️❄️ Eve! Santa 🎅🎅 Claus shoves his thick 🤤hands 🤲🤲🤲 into his raindeer🦌 skin🔪 gloves 🧤🧤🧤 and places down ⬇⬇ his TIGHT😵 cock🍆 🐓 ring 💍💍 around➰ his dick😘 🍆 and balls 🏀🏀 before pounding😤 away🦌😵 at that reindeer😍 ass 🍑 holy shit 💩 santa 🎅 you're 👉 going to fast ⚡ and Rudolph is 🤪 disorientated😷 slow 🐌🐌 down ⬇⬇ fucking 😳🖕 hell 😂we're gonna crash🤪 shit 💩 Santa 😓🎅🎅🎅 Claus' 😂MASSIVE🥵 COCK😂 🐓 swipes🌊 through the city🤣 🌃 killing millions 😆of children😘 👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦 🍆👦😂 and locks😮🤩 onto🤭 the🤫 Grinch's phat😛 pregnant 🤩ass 🍑 oh😰 fuck😂 🖕👦🖕 keep running 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ Grinch😓 but he was too😂 slow 🐌🐌🐌 and santas Potbelly😋 sausage🥵 pasta 🍝 bake penetrates🤭 the Grinch😳🤯 and fills his stomach🥴 drowning😩 the fetus 😭of Satan🧐 in his stomach🤰🚶♀️ 😭 fuck 🖕👦🖕 you Santa😠 🎅🎅🎅 next ⏭ Christmas ❄️❄️❄️ Eve watch 👁👁🧐 where 🤷 you put your 👉 cock 🐓 😬😑😑😑it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆Merry ❌❌❌mas Eve 2️⃣4️⃣ you Christmas 🍪🍪🍪Sugar Coochie🍪🍪🍪 Munchers😝🤪🤤2️⃣Night is the last 😪night to be 😈Naughty😏or 😇Nice 👎because🎅🏻Santa Claus🎅🏻 is CUMMING💦💦💦 to town🌃You better be fucking 👉👌around the 🍆🍆DICKMAS TREE🌲🌲on this 😩HORNY NIGHT😩 and catch that 🕺🕺pa rum pum pum pum🕺🕺 from the 🥁LITTLE HUMPER BOY 🥁so it can be a ❄️💦❄️WHITE ❌❌❌MAS❄️💦❄️ It’s gonna be a not so🤠SILENT NIGHT🤫once you🔔🔔JINGLE some BALLS🔔🔔 and suck🤤a LITTLE SAINT DICK🎅Send this to the1️⃣2️⃣CUNTS of Christmas👅👅If you get0️⃣back👵🏻GRANDMA WILL GET RAN THROUGH BY A REINDEER🦌🦌If you get5️⃣back you’ll get a🍭candy cane🍭up your👉👌gingerbread chimney👉👌Jingle my bells 🔔 you ho ho hoes. It’s Christmas 🎄 Eve and you know what that means, time ⏰ for the jolly fat man 🎅 to stick his Yule LOG 🪵 in your stocking 🧦. Santa made his list 📋 and he checked it twice. He’s going to find out if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😡 or nice 😊 . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf 🧝 or were you a good boy 😛 for daddy Clause? Tonight’s the night that Santa 🎅and his 8️⃣ horny reindeer 🦌land the sleigh 🛷 on you roof 🏠 and CUM 💦down your chimney.
Send this to your 8️⃣ HORNIEST elves 🧝 and get your stocking stuffed with a big long candy cane. Send it to 1️⃣0️⃣ and Santa will give you a WHITE 💦 Christmas 🎄 . Send it to 1️⃣2️⃣ And Santa will let you spend the night with his number one SLUT Mrs. Clause 🤶. Send it to no one and SANTA SLUT will put a hot steaming lump of coal 💩 in your stocking. 🎄🎅🦌🎁🎄✨ Jingle my bells, you festive ho-ho-hoes! 🎅🤶 Christmas Eve is upon us, and it's time to unwrap those holiday fantasies! 🎁🍑 Gather 'round like sexy little elves, whether you're a candy cane connoisseur or a tinsel tease! 🍭🔥
🔔🎉 Santa Daddy 🎅🍆 is making a list, and he's checking it twice—gonna find out who's naughty and nice! 😈📜 Have you been a ho-ho-horny little elf, or are you aiming for that halo on your mistletoe? 😇🌿
🎊🎄 Tonight, let's roast those chestnuts on an open fire and deck the halls with more than just boughs of holly! 🌰🔥 Send this to 12 of your horniest reindeer 🦌🍑 or risk getting coal in your stocking! 🍆🎅 If you get all 12 back, you'll be unwrapping presents in ways you never imagined! 🎁💦
Merry Spankmas, you ho-ho-horny angels! 🎄😇✨