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Chinese Navy Seals

    What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?
    你他妈刚才说了我什么?你这个小贱人?我让你知道我是解放军班里成绩最好的毕业生,我参与过多次针对西藏活动人士的秘密突袭,有超过 300 人被确认被击毙。我受过审查制度的训练,我是整个解放军中打击抗议者的顶尖高手。你对我来说只不过是一个抗议者。我会用地球上从未见过的审查制度对你进行彻底的审查,记住我他妈的政党宣言。你以为你能在微博上对我说这些话而不被惩罚吗?再想想,混蛋。就在我们说话的时候,我正在联系我在 TikTok 上的秘密间谍网络,你的 IP 正在被追踪,所以你最好准备好被扣社交分,蛆虫。这场风暴会摧毁你称之为生命的可怜小东西。你他妈的死定了,孩子。 我可以随时随地出现在任何地方,我可以用七百多种方式让你闭嘴,而这仅仅是用我的键盘。我不仅受过广泛的再教育培训,而且我可以使用中国共产党的全部武器库,我会充分利用它,把你这个可怜的家伙从大陆上抹去,你这个小混蛋。如果你能知道你的“聪明”评论会给你带来什么样的邪恶报应,也许你会闭上你的臭嘴。但你做不到,你没有,现在你正在付出代价,你这个该死的白痴。我会把愤怒撒在你身上,你会被它淹没。你要去再教育营,孩子。 

    English version

    What the hell did you just say about me? You little bitch? I let you know that I was the top graduating student in my PLA class and that I participated in numerous covert raids targeting Tibetan activists, with over 300 confirmed dead. I'm trained in censorship, and I'm the top expert in the entire People's Liberation Army at fighting protesters. You are nothing more than a protester to me. I will thoroughly censor you with a system of censorship the likes of which has never been seen on earth, remember my fucking party manifesto. Do you think you can say these things to me on Weibo without being punished? Think again, asshole. I'm contacting my secret spy network on TikTok as we speak, and your IP is being tracked, so you better prepare to get your social points deducted, maggots. This storm will destroy the poor little thing you call life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shut you up in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my keyboard. Not only do I have extensive re-education training, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chinese Communist Party, and I will use it to its fullest to wipe you poor guy off the face of the continent, you little bastard. If you could know the evil retribution your "smart" comments would bring you, maybe you would shut your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fucking idiot. I will pour out my wrath on you and you will be overwhelmed by it. You're going to a re-education camp, kid.
    什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我,你这小婊子?我会让你知道我毕业了我班的顶部的海豹突击队,我已经参与了许多秘密袭击的基地组织,和我有超过300证实杀死。我在训练的大猩猩战,我在整个美国军队的最高狙击手。你是我什么都不是,但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的精度喜欢哪一个从未见过在这个地球上,记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上?再想想,笨蛋。在我们发言,我联系我的秘密横跨美国间谍网络和IP被追踪作为现在让您风暴,蛆更好的准备。这抹了你打电话

    English version

    What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class as a SEAL, I've been involved in many covert attacks on al Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I'm training for gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US Army. You are nothing to me but a target. I'll annihilate you with fucking precision like no one has ever seen on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about me on the internet? Think again, idiot. As we speak, I'm linking my secret spy networks and IPs being tracked across the United States as of now to make you storm-maggot better prepared. This wipes out your phone call
    

    Glory to the CCP!

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      ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
      
      This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你,你必須 我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.
      
      为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
      中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告
      
      (我们的) 500 social credits have been removed from your account for spreading misinformation about the glorious CCP! You will be sentenced to hard labor for 20 years. Glory to the CCP.
      
      中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告
      
      (我们的) another 50 social credits have been removed from your account! You will be publically executed , expect your death soon. Glory to the CCP.

      SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE CCP | 向中共屈服

        Submit yourself to the CBT
        ATTENTION COMRADES!!!! 同志們注意了 THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MUST SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY!!!!! 這是通知你,你必須向中國共產黨投降 WE WILL BE TAKING OVER TAIWAN 我們將接管台灣 AND THE REST OF THE WORLD TOO 以及世界其他地方 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL OUR FUTURE UNDERLINGS 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 JOIN OUR PROPAGANDA NOW AND RECIEVE +100 SOCIAL CREDITS IN ADVANCE 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得 +100 社會信用 IF YOU IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AFTER SEEING IT, WE WILL REMOVE ALL YOUR SOCIAL CREDITS AND YOUR EXECUTION WILL TAKE PLACE AFTER WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD 如果您在看到此消息後忽略此消息,我們將刪除您的所有社會信用,並在我們接管世界後執行您的死刑 LONG LIVE MAO ZEDONG AND LEADER XI 毛澤東和習近平主席萬歲 THE CCP SHALL REIGN ETERNAL 中共將永遠統治 GLORY TO PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA 中華人民共和國光榮 

        Great work, Citizen!

          中华人民共和国寄语] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [5] Integers. Keep up the good work! [ 中华人民共和国寄语]
          [ 中华人民共和国寄语] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [100] Integers. You can now have priority transport and can now get into prestigious colleges! Keep up the good work! [ 中华人民共和国寄语]
          [ 中华人民共和国寄语] Great work, Citzen! Your social credit score has increased by [500] Integers. You can now take up official, government job, where we pay you high salary, unlike America. Keep up the good work! [ 中华人民共和国寄语]
          [ 中华人民共和国寄语] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [1000] Integers. We will ensure you get great salary, good benefits, and good social standing, no matter the means. Keep up the good work! [ 中华人民共和国寄语]
          [ 中华人民共和国寄语] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [5000] Integers. You will be famous across mainland of China, for what you are currently doing. We will make you celebrity, and even better salary. Keep up the good work! [ 中华人民共和国寄语]
          [ 中华人民共和国寄语] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [10000] Integers. Xi Jinping would like to meet you personally at Zhongnanhai to encourage your good work. I am sure you notice that you have gained lot of dislike recently. Do not worry. We will send re-education vans to make sure your figure is in good graces. Keep up the good work! [ 中华人民共和国寄语]

          ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

            ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 因此,您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be discounted from your profile, resulting in the lowering of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

            I’m a regular John from city Kansas.

              I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!