Its a Tumblr meme from 2020 by a now deactivated account responding to pictures of empty shelves in a grocery store during Covid.
Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles. This is part of the China/CCP copypasta specifically the ‘ATTENTION CITIZEN‘ type that often spread as a mockery of the Chinese social credit system.
‼️ATTENTION, CITIZEN‼️
‼️警告Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!!警告‼️
⚠️市民请注意‼️ This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 因此，您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be discounted from your profile, resulting in the lowering of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the PRC!
‼️ -1000 Social Credits, Bad work peasant! You have disrespected our great leader Xi Jinping公轉急序土 and talked about the Tiannamen Square, off to you to the re-education camp! Remember to use the promo code "BEIJING" at your checkout to recieve a free food resource for your family a day. Good bye citizen and glory to the CCP!‼️
Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! 祝你好运‼️
Day in the life of a Chinese citizen
- Be me, a responsible citizen of the Glorious land of China!
- Live in Beijing
- Wake up at 4 am to the 500 tons of carbon dioxide in my area
- Eat deep fried urine eggs and stray dogs for breakfast
- See my neighbour being executed by the CCP for making a mild joke about our glorious leader Xi
Jinping
- Try to go to factory but get stuck in the traffic for the 847th time
- Finally reach the factory the next day
- Start my 15 hour shift to manufacture power rangers themed dildos
- Co-worker tries to commit suicide but the nets stopped him from falling
- Do this for 7 years
- Save up enough to buy my 5th house in hopes of getting married
- Try to retrieve my money from the bank but all the accounts have been locked because of a
housing bubble crisis
- Reach home depressed to see guys in hazmat suits waiting for me to quarantine me for 50
years
- Watch state-authorised news channels and jack off to Xi Jinping's speeches
- Go on reddit and twitter and insult Indians and Americans and uphold the name of the
glorious CCP
- Sleep after having a wonderful day in the prosperous and flawless land of CHINA!
Yo, Biden. This is from Xi. Glory to the ccp🇨🇳🇨🇳
The U.S. is a shithole
Because it's your butthole
The mightiest man in the world
Who can't remember a word
You feel like you're omnipotent
But in reality you're just impotent
An adult man who can't ride a bike
Gas prices rising, ya'll soon hitchhike
Elections nearing, republicans rising
Bitch boy biden's democrats in a crisis
Impossible to attract new voters
When your plans appeal only to fat losers
Your nation celebrates pride
Here gays look for places to hide
Can't get it straight without a pile of blue pills
Or even with a room full of small young girls
The chinese man's dick may be small
But at least he can see it, you fat wall
Blm, you let the protesters run loose
Meanwhile here they're hanging in a noose
A red sun rises in the sky
Our country sings with pride
China first, America last
Try to cope with that fact
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