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Chevy Cruze


Honestly, FUCK GM.

    The copypasta came from r/regularcarreviews where a user made a post complaining about buying an American Chevy Cruze and hating “everything they stand for” after the car broke down.

    Honestly, FUCK GM. i bought this car for my gf because she thought it looks nice and she likes the "bulky american look" .....now im here stranded in the middle of fucking western nowhere in the cold waiting for the tow truck and this ugly piece of dogshit wont get into gear anymore. Fuck U.S. cars.
    
    It has only approx 140k miles. engine is a bit noisy but i guess thats normal for GM. It wont get into gear anymore and it stinks horribly. How can a car be this bad? Im stranded here and i cant even tell the tow truck where the fuck iam because im in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. FUCK american cars and everything they stand for.

    Honestly, FUCK FISHER PRICE.

    Honestly, FUCK FISHER PRICE. i bought this car for my gf because she thought it looks nice and she likes the "plastic foot-powered look" .....now im here stranded in the middle of fucking sidewalk in the heat waiting for the tow truck and this ugly piece of dogshit wont get into gear anymore. 
    
    It has only approx 8 miles. it doesn’t really make any noise except for the patter of your feet but i guess thats normal for Fisher Price. I lost both of my feet so it wont get into gear anymore and it stinks horribly (also because of my feet). How can a car be this bad? Im stranded here and i cant even tell the tow truck where the fuck iam because im in the MIDDLE OF A SIDEWALK. FUCK plastic cars and everything they stand for.