First of all, it’s Chainsaw Man, not chain saw man, weezo. 2nd, its 38 chapters of the manga, adapted into 12 episodes. 3rd, the watch order is 12 episodes, movie, and then read the manga, starting at chapter 52, after the movie. (Warning, Characters are cute)
Its a valid crashout by u/Requires_jelly in the Chainsawfolk sub after years of cringe unfunny memes.
This subreddit is trash man
Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.
This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.
And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to give any character a :3 face and make them hold a png of an apple. And the one person who finds those panels of Yoru and Asa and edits words onto them, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.
I would rather listen to a Charlie Kirk vs Jordan Peterson joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a chainsaw man fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 27 and make it your entire personality.
Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Makima x denji, Asa x Makima, Yoru x denji. Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.
I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.
You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s part 1, you people are dunking and shitting all over part 2. While I prefer part 1, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.
If I see one more emoticon I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.
To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who color those manga panels and actually speculate about what’s happening in the story, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.
And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.
I needed to get this off my chest before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.
Chainsaw Man (CSM) fandom discusses on why there are doubts on Denji receiving a handjob in chapter 127 or if he simply came from being overexcited by Yoru’s touch.
I saw some people asking in other threads, so just in case people were wondering, in the Japanese, Denji says, "オレを手でシたのは", which is basically "Which one hand-fucked me?".
Yoru gave Denji a "handjob" in the sense that her hand was clearly the stimulus that caused Denji to ejaculate. I don't think anyone argued against this fact. I guess another way to say it is that she "unintentionally jerked him off"?
The root of the argument was whether or not Yoru was actively/intentionally moving her hands, which nothing in 167/168 seems to indicate that. There was no movement lines around Denji's pants area, and no sound effect text to indicate sound coming from the movement in his pants.
Also, the editor's note at the end of chapter 167 is "不意の 放出", which means "Unexpected release". It wouldn't really make much sense for Yoru to be surprised when Denji finally did ejaculate if that was her intention. 
Its a variant of the TND copypasta but changed to Fumiko from Chainsaw Man.
Total Fumiko death. Kill Fumiko, Behead Fumiko. Roundhouse kick a lizard eyed bitch into the concrete. Slam dunk a Fumiko baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Fumiko. Defecate in Fumiko's food. Launch Fumiko into the sun. Stir fry Fumiko in a wok. Toss Fumiko into an active volcano. Urinate into Fumiko's wine. Judo throw Fumiko into a wood chipper. Twist Fumiko head off. Report Fumiko to the Nayuta council. Karate chop Fumiko in half. Curb stomp pregnant Fumiko. Trap Fumiko in quicksand. Crush Fumiko in the trash compactor. Liquify Fumiko in a vat of acid. Eat Fumiko. Dissect Fumiko, Exterminate Fumiko in a gas chamber. Stomp Fumiko skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Fumiko in the oven. Lobotomize Fumiko. Mandatory abortions for Fumiko. Grind half human, half Fumiko fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Fumiko in devil infested water. Vaporize Fumiko with devil contracts. Kick old Fumiko down the stairs. Feed Fumiko to fiends. Slice Fumiko in half with a chainsaw. 
Its the entire transcript of yuyuslivestreamdiary ‘i got fired from my job over chinese lesbians!!’ where she’s roleplaying as Kobeni from Chainsaw Man ranting about how she got fired from her job.
I got fired from my job over CHINESE LESBIANS okay? Like, I used to work at a BAKERY right, PAST TENSE, until this whole Chinese lesbians thing happened, okay? Let me start off by saying this was NOT a great work environment, okay? They were lowkey EXPLOITING us, and there were DIDDIES there. There were actually P. DIDDIES working there. Not exactly the best people, so it’s not really a LOSS.
So, like, I worked at the FRONT DESK, okay? Like, at the front place, I’d be like, “HERE’S YOUR CAKE, HERE’S YOUR CAKE, HERE’S YOUR CAKE.” And then, so I was working at that cake place, and then my boss gave me his phone. He’s like, “CAN YOU PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR THE BAKERY?” and I’m like, “OKAY.”
Then my coworker is like, “I LOVE LE SSERAFIM, CHAEWON! CAN YOU PLAY CHAEWON?” So I’m like, “OKAY, LET’S PLAY LE SSERAFIM.” But the first two letters of “LESBIAN” also happen to be the first letters of LE SSERAFIM. So I search it up and then they’re like, “OH, LESBIANS,” in the past YouTube search history. I didn’t think much of it. I was like, “OH, THAT’S JUST A LITTLE BIT ODD,” right?
But an hour later I’m like, “I WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME CHAPPELL ROAN.” So I get the phone and “CH,” “CH” also happens to be the first two letters of CHINESE LESBIANS, and GUESS WHAT was in the search history? And then I completely forgot about this; like, he took a bunch of PICTURES of the search history, and then he sent everybody, he’s like, “HA, IT’S SO FUNNY.” I’m like, “OH, OKAY.”
So, like, a bunch of months later I remember this. I’m like, “OH, REMEMBER THE TIME WE SAW THAT IN HIS SEARCH HISTORY?” And then I was like–and then she was like, “OH YEAH, I REMEMBER.” I’m like, “OH, I SAW THIS. I SAW LIKE THE PICTURES OF THE SEARCH HISTORY,” and she’s like, “OH, OKAY.” And then she was like, “CAN I SEE?” and I was like, “OKAY, YEAH, YOU CAN SEE.” So I sent it to her, and I thought I sent it to her, but I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO THE WORK GROUP CHAT with HIS WIFE in it.
And so when I sent it to that group chat, I left my phone for FIVE HOURS okay? I don’t go back to my phone for five hours, and then after those five hours, I come back to like THIRTY MISSED CALLS. And then, like, my friend responded to the picture with, “OH, THIS IS THE BOSS’S SEARCH HISTORY,” she literally, like, gave my picture contact. And then his WIFE–we did not know his wife was in that group chat either. So his wife responded with an ADRENALINE-FUELED RANT like, “WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS, WHAT’S GOING ON?” And apparently, she was scared, thinking we were IMPLYING HER HUSBAND WAS CHEATING by watching lesbians on YouTube or whatever.
I’m sitting there like, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH CHINESE LESBIANS? ARE YOU JUST HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?” I LOVE CHINESE LESBIANS; no clue why you’re pressed. This is my SIGN: NEVER work somewhere that EXPLOITS YOU because THIS is what you’ll get. And at this point, I’m starting to believe the boss is the one SEARCHING UP CHINESE LESBIANS because they keep CHANGING THEIR STORY. One day it’s, “WE HAVEN’T USED THIS PHONE IN A LONG TIME,” or “THIS IS SOMEBODY ELSE’S PHONE.”
Like, what are you even saying? They didn’t tell anybody about it; they were just like, “SHH, WE DON’T TRUST YOU. YOU CAN LEAVE.” They didn’t tell any of her parents; they didn’t tell anybody who worked there. ARE YOU JOKING ME? OH MY GOD.
Its the Halloween Witch Mercy copypasta from 2017 but changed to Makima from Chainsaw Man.
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm shaking, i swear. I've never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima. That perfect, curvy body, luxuriant breasts. Hips fit for a goddess, created for childbearing. It really hurts to know that | will never be able to mate with her, pass my genes on to future generations, and make a perfect child out of her.
I would do ANYTHING for the chance to get Makima pregnant. EVERYTHING. And the fact that i can't do this is unbearable. Why would Tatsuki Fujimoto create something so perfect? To seduce us? To laugh in our faces?
Honestly guys, i can't take it anymore. Fuck...