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I’ve never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima.

    Its the Halloween Witch Mercy copypasta from 2017 but changed to Makima from Chainsaw Man.

    Guys, I'm shaking. I'm shaking, i swear. I've never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima. That perfect, curvy body, luxuriant breasts. Hips fit for a goddess, created for childbearing. It really hurts to know that | will never be able to mate with her, pass my genes on to future generations, and make a perfect child out of her.
    
    I would do ANYTHING for the chance to get Makima pregnant. EVERYTHING. And the fact that i can't do this is unbearable. Why would Tatsuki Fujimoto create something so perfect? To seduce us? To laugh in our faces?
    
    Honestly guys, i can't take it anymore. Fuck...

    uhhhh csm is so confusing

      uhhhh csm is so confusing
      
      i don't know if i'm dumb but csm has gotten reallyyyyyy confusing lately. like i have vols 1-13 and i don't even know if i want them. It's like dead weight dawg 😭🙏🏾 Like quanxi and her harem confused me soo much bruh. Not to mention after aki died (rip dawg, my man is still alive in my heart.) and the chapters after shit got so weird. And when denji ATE makima and said it was an "act of love"! And wtf is asa and yorus situation? Like i seriously don't understand it😭 And the denji hero of hell and pochita 😭🙏🏾 AND CHAINSAW CHURCH!! It's going off the rails bruh. That's way jjba the goat dawg 😭🙏🏾 Araki knows good powerscaling and csm is booty cheek compared. Sorry about this rant. Can someone explain??
      
      edit: sorry if i sound dumb or something, but we should all agree that csm has gotten a lil silly.
      

      Power and Denji are the most compatible for each other

        Hey guys, Do you know that In terms of male hybrid and female fiend breeding, Power and Denji are the most compatible for each other? Not only Power's internal organs is that of a human, which is capable of breeding, Power is 5'7'’ tall and 110 pounds, this means she is large enough to be able handle a chainsaw dick, in addition to her size she also have her own distinctive horns which can be use as a handle in a riding session, and with her impressive super human durability,super human strength and access to regenerative abilities, he can be rough with her and she can suck his dick dry. Due to her blood controlling ability, there’s no doubt that an aroused Power would be be very wet, and with her ability to control both of their blood they could easily have sex for hours without getting tired. Denji can also use his chainsaw dick as a vibrator to increase the intensity of the intercourse, he could also rev his engine if he wants to change his chainsaw speed or rev his engine to refill his balls along with Power's cute and sexy personality, so it’d be incredibly easy for Power to get Denji in the mood. With her ability to consume blood, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough blood. No other hybrid,fiend couple comes close to this level of compatibility. Also Power is literally built for chainsaw cock. A durable body that can withstand friction of chainsaw cock with regenerative ability that can last for days and with her devil form she can have infinite supply of blood to refill them both and they can have sex for days,months even years if they want to.
        Yes! Power would make an ideal wife and mother to Denji's children. They are the same age, have an ideal height difference, both are fit, good-looking, educated (at least to some degree), and blonde. This makes for ideal mating conditions between the two lovers, as well as a rich gene pool, which ensures that after being pumped with Denji's seed, power will give birth to beautiful, healthy fiends offsprings. Not only that but Denji and power would relate to each other due to their shared trauma of losing their loved ones (keep in mind watched her other best friend aki murdered in front of her and was a slave to Makima as well ). Therefore, the two will help each other become better, love each other for who they truly are, and raise wonderful children that they will love and shield from the cruel world they were born into.

        Makima fucking ruined me and my taste in women

          Makima fucking ruined me, and my taste in women, I cant even look at women in suits and ties without getting a hard-on, red headed women with pony tail get me hard as diamonds, and I cant even walk my fucking dog without thinking about her succulent breasts, and juicy ass. I was with this girl the other day and we were about to make out, but all I could think of was Makima, I gave the girl a leash and told her to treat me like a dog. She was so creeped out, she left me, alone, naked, with a collar and leash on my neck. Makima fucked me up so hard, my thoughts are only of her. I blame Fujimoto for making Makima so fucking gorgeous, so beautiful, so perfect.

          Aki touching Angel’s hand

            Angel Devil from CSM
            In chapter 50, it costs Aki 2-months of his life-span just by touching Angel's hand for a brief moment.
            
            Let's assume that Aki only touches his hand for 3 seconds, 3 seconds of contacts costs 2 months of the lifespans, so it will cost around a year of your total life spans just to be in physical contact with Angel for 18 seconds.
            
            Average male life spans is around 72.75 worldwide, minus your current age (average age of anime fan is about 18-25) , which means you have around 47.75-54.75 years of lifespans to spare,
            
            47.75*18 seconds = 859.5 seconds
            
            859.5/60 = 14.325 minutes
            
            54.75*18 seconds = 985.5 seconds
            
            985.5/60 = 16.425 minutes
            
            In conclusion, you get to pound that angel bussy for 14-16 minutes straight before losing your life, which is more than enough for me cause I wouldn't even last 10 seconds in him

            Please, God, I want to get Makima pregnant so bad.

              Makima from CSM
              Please, God, I want to get Makima pregnant so bad. I want her to give birth to my children with those beautiful childbearing hips.
              
              That beautiful, radiant angel from another world. Like a goddess, she having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Makima is beyond divine. I can't help but kneel in adoration every time I see her beautiful figure and the outfit she wears of hers. She longs for it in both a primal and spiritual way. She would commit more war crimes than all the presidents in American history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her soft, creamy skin.
              
              I want to hear her moans as my manhood throbs inside her. I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls become irreversibly intertwined in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle her from her mother's breast, slurping that ice-cold milk juice from her tit while she gently caresses my raging erection. Her screams of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand hums. She would make love to him until my body gave up. She would let me break my ribcage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
              
              She is so perfect it hurts. Every moment without it I suffer pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having hot sauce coated glass shards forced through every orifice in my body. I want her, I need her.
              
              I want to defile her modest but attractive attire.
              
              I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty-seven children are grown and moved away. I want to see those luscious lips of hers say such dirty, wicked words in my ear while she slides ice cubes into my gaping hole.
              
              I want to fuck her like she owes me money. She would let her step on me, only to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet on my face and in my groin. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish strands of hair out of her shower drain just to smell her seductive scent, and braid them into necklaces to always have her with me. Or make a ring for my cock. Whichever would please her the most.
              
              God, please, I would do anything for her. She would give up my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks of her feet to warm her appetizing toes with my very being, so that she would always feel the warmth of my love.
              
              She would encase me in cement and make me her door, so she could wipe my face with her heels. She would rip off my own limbs. I don't know what she would do after that, or why she would want my limbs. But she would do it.
              
              My queen, my goddess, my demon lady, the light of my life. Please God, let me have it. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick demonic grape juice from her fingers and fill her navel with said juice to wet my cock against her navel.
              
              She would give him a sponge bath with my tongue every morning and serve him breakfast in bed. She would let her eat the eggs and pancakes off my body if she liked me, no matter how painful the third degree burns were. She would endure the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time. There's nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing I wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my swollen penis if it would make Makima's bright face smile. I wouldn't even cum until she gave me permission.
              
              I love you, Makima. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my queen, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, answer my letters. Anything, please. Give me a sign, Makima. I'm waiting for you. I will always be waiting for you.