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Here is how Capitalism is comparable to My Wife Leaving Me

    Here is how Capitalism is comparable to My Wife Leaving Me

First of all, my wife is gone (I miss her very much). Similarly in Captalism the “Surplus Value” of the “Workers” is gone (Marx Reference). Additionally we see a very bureaucratic system with middle management jobs that don’t really need to be done in Captliksm, likewise I had to spend my Monday signing “Divorce Paper” instead of going fishing with the guys. Finally, in capitulatistic society every person is atomized (“Osmosis Jones” Reference) and part of a larger ‘spectacle’ as Debord observes . On the other hand my wife made quite a “spectacle” of herself when she screamed at me for two hours about perceived failings in our relationship. (I thought it was fine)

Hopefully we can one day start a “Revolution” to defeat this oppressive system. I have personally arranged an “Anti-Capitalist Fishing Trip” with the guys in which each fish we catch will be equally shared.

    Capitalism ruined cum

      How do people come up with stuff like this?
      The taste of cum has been ruined by capitalist diets. Garlic, onions, broccoli, cabbage, leafy greens, asparagus, meat, dairy products, alcohol, tobacco and other drugs are all known to make cum taste worse. Celery, parsley, wheatgrass, cinnamon, nutmeg, pineapple, papaya, and oranges are known to improve sperm taste. Proper hygiene, hydration, and regular exercise all contribute to better taste as well. It is well-tracked that consumption of fruits decreased, exercise decreased, and increased use of alcohol/tobacco/drugs: all done in large part by capital-driven forces. The focus on meat instead of more sustainable fruit and vegetable farming, the rise in sedentary and automotive (instead of pedestrian) life, and marketing of alcohol/tobacco/etc. all worsened the taste of cum- not just through poor diets/lifestyle but even down to available testosterone and sperm motility. Capitalism is literally emasculating. Please let there be more socialist dick in this world.