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Justin Trudeau resigns

    Ohhhh baby! 🍆🍑 Justin TRU-DO ME 😏😏 is getting ready to PASS the leadership baton 🏳️👋 like he’s handing out those sweet maple syrup shots 🍁🧄💦! After nearly a DECADE of PROMISING 🍌💍 major COCKmunity service, 🧔🏻 he’s ready to STEP DOWN 🍑⚡️ and let someone else feel that GOVERNMENT DICK 😍💦 until he gets replaced 🤭💦😜! Who knew such a fine specimen 👔😍🕶️ would just WANT to drop it LOW 🍆💥 for the new party leader 🍓👯‍♂️? Time to stock up on those CHEEKY Canadian poutine fries 🍟🍁 because we’re about to have a REAL SLUTty political party 🍑🥳! Trudeau might be OUT, but his legacy of banging, CUMmies, and HILARIOUS cabinet meetings 🍆💦🚪 will stay FRESH for a while 🍌💕. Send this to 5️⃣ sexy CANADIANS 🍁👅 because if you don’t, you’ll miss getting your Sunday DICK at the next PM party 💦🍷🕺🔥! 
    Eh, all 💯 you 🍁 CUM-adians! Daddy 🥴 Tru-DO👌🏻👈🏻 ME is🔥 going 🏃➡ DOWN 👅 This 🍑🌎 PM was 💯 a real BM 🍑 ⛽ but God 😇 DAMN was 👏 he 🍆 FOINE (despite, 🙅 UK, the 🚨 black face 🚨 and general ✨ problematic vibes ✨) Thank 🤗 you 🍆😍 for 🔜😣 your service 🥴🫡,🍆 Prime MEATister T🍆! We 🏃👥 will 🤤 all 👌 suck 😜👅 down some 😩🍁 maple syrup 👅👅 in 😩 solidarity. Send 📦 this 🌈☝ to 💦😘 5 sticky 🌊 maple syrup 👅🍯 sluts or 😛🤔 your 💲👉 economy will 🍆💦 be 😤➡ going down ⬇ just like 👍😄 Daddy 💦 T!

    Victoria Day

      Hey 👋you 👸🇨🇦CanCUCK QUEENS🇨🇦👑it’s time 👰 to get 😈FUCKED 🍺🍻UP👅👅 this Long 8=====D weekend 🤤CUMemmorateing 💦💦Victoria as it’s May 2️⃣4️⃣!!! 💦 Back 💃 in 1846 we 👩‍⚖️decided 🤔 that 👑Queen FUCKTORIA should 💘👶 get some 🤩 ☀️☀️summer 🥵 SEX🍆 on 👋🔛 her 💦 BIRTHDAY🥴🤪😎✨ so VictWHOREia proclaimed 📣😜🚫 ‘let all 💯 the SEXIEST 💋 HO’S😫 get 👩 the day 💯😈off’ 📴 for 👌🕓 one 🔥🔥gigantic ORGY🎊 So whether 🤠you’re 👈 FUCKING in the TENT⛺ at the cottage 🏠 or on lake 🚣 or just 👏 getting 🔥 🚂CP RAILED🛤️🥵 at home 🏡 let 👌🤞👫 this be 😝💰 the START🏁 of your 👉 summer 😎 FUCK🍆🍑 FEST😩💦 Send this to your 🍁CUCKadian🇨🇦horny 🦫Beavers 👀looking to CHEW on 🪵WOOD 🦫 and get 🔟back and 🫵your a 💯TRUE animal😈😈Get 5 BACK 💦💦and You’re in your 👸🍆🍆victWHOREian era💅🥵Get Zero 0️⃣back 🙊and Your cousin 🤫prince albert 🗣️will 🩸💉🦶hemo-feel-ya-up.🤢🤮

      Vaush on Canadian

        Vaush rants on Canadian while streaming
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        You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.