At 👌🕛 2am last 🕛 night 🌜 a 🏃👓 BRITISH person 🗣😡 approached me at the 😜 liberty 👬 bell. I 🙍 immediately 👏 drew ☀💎 my 😲 flintlock pistol. 🔫🔫 Holy shit, what 🙏 the fuck 💦🖕 man, 🌊 the 😂 British person said 🗣 britishly. Luckily my militia was 🤣 waiting nearby. Tallyho lads, 👍 they 🔥 yelled, 🗣😡 and charged 🍆🍆 the 💦😠 Brit with bayonets drawn, as 💦 the 👉 founding fathers intended. Later 🕑 that 🚟🙎 day 🌞☀ I 😲 went 👏 to school 📚😑 and 👏👏 was 👀 only 🤠 shot 🔫🔫 2 times. God bless ⛪👉 America.🇺🇸
Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. There is a consensus on british people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these british people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""british"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
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I think my child might be british. Where did I go wrong in all of this??? What steps can I take to save him?
I noticed it back in July when he seemed grumpy for our fourth of july picnic. Since then, he's been steadily getting a south L*ndon accent, drinking tea, and watching soccer. The other day I heard him call one of his friends "bruv" on the phone (which he now calls the TELLY for fucks sake!)
WHAT DO I DO???
"hello franklin clinton, my african american friend. may i enter your abode?"
"wornk"
"gasp. my african american friend. Do not hold distane for my for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more elequently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so, perhaps the young lady you court would return your correspondance when she tires of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. Saddle-goose!
"what"
"i will now show my middle finger on my left hand to signal that i would like you to stop talking to me as i walk away from your home in davis."
