Brexit

day in the life of a TRUE BREXIT GEEZER!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺👴🏻 wake up and greet the wife Susan👵🏻❤️‍🔥😘 my lil princess isnt she beautiful👱🏽‍♀️🫦👟 time to take george to football👦🏼🤣⚽️ rev up the bugatti UIEEE🚗💨🤪🤪 quick stop at toby’s and LOAD UP THAT PLATE🍽🍖🫘🥔 get a pint n scran🍺🌭 pitch lookin lovely today lads⚽️🥅 JUST A BIT A BANTER🤪🤬🥁chippy makes a 38-nil loss better😔🍟🍛 pop down local pride😁👕🔴 GOOD OL PIE LOOK AT THAT!!!🥧🥧🥧 SUSAN MADE DINNER!!! LOVELY!!!🥘😍😍 pop down and have a couple a pints with the lads!!👴🏻🍻👴🏻🍻👴🏻 and finish up at the FORTRESS OF DREAMS🛌😴💤

Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer:
Wake up and meet the wife Susan.
My little princess, isn't she beautiful?
Time to take George to football.
Rev up the Bugatti, ye!
Quick stop at Toby's and load up that plate.
Get a pint.
Pitch lookin' lovely today lads.
Just a bit of banter.
Chippy makes a 38-0 (nil) loss better.
Pop down local pride,
Good ol' pie! Look at that!
Susan made dinner, lovely!
Pop down have a couple pints with the lads,
And finish up in the fortress of dreams.

⚠️⚠️ITS BREXIT BITCHES!!⚠️⚠️ 🔜Brexit😫 is going down⬇️ on us like the value of the pound📉👅💦you know what that means!🍆🤤no more free 💶💷💰movement into the EU😪, but plenty😜 of free movement 🕺🕺towards➡️ this pussy 🐱🐱👅👄forget about the Northern Irish🇮🇪 backstop and load😫🥵 my backstop 🍑🍑with your backCOCK🍆 stock up on that imported milk 🍼🍼🍆and drink up💦💋 no one🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ is being conservative tonight🍼, it’s about to get wet🌧 💦 down at 1️⃣0️⃣down😛ing street! Don’t 🚫⛔forgot to succ 😤on that XXXtra big D🍆🍆.U.P,🤡 and make sure ✅your 📂📈deal💼📝 is yummy🍑 enough for the EU to accept👄! It's definitely a HARD 😫😪brexit🇬🇧 tonight. 👀 But are you thirsty 🥤🍼enough to stay in the CUMstains union??? 👊🏼💦?? I dont want to see any balls🍒 as blue🥶😱🔵 as our new passports📘📘 Send this to 🔟 of your baddest boris bitches💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre ready for a Jacob Rees SNOG🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for May day every day💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin parliamentary 🏤pussy 🍑in Europe! 🇪🇺🇪🇺 Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of MEP dick🍆🍆, and that you get lots of Brexit🇪🇺🚫 CUMMIES 💦 from your CORBYN🤡 COCK 🍆HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅BREXIT 🇬🇧🇪🇺