Hi I'm Saul Badman. Did you know that you didn't have rights? The Constitution says you don't. And so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every man, woman, and child in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Albuquerque! Better not call Saul. Saul Badman, not an attorney
I was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago and started cooking meth in order to pay for my treatment and provide for my family. An opportunity arose for me to sell my product to a major distributor. On my way to the drug deal, my pregnant wife informed me that she was in labor. Instead of going to the hospital, I dropped of the meth and missed the birth of my daughter. The deal earned me millions of dollars that will go directly to my family's future. I am feeling very conflicted about my decision.
Am I the asshole?
Gus is too professional to just suck cock. He's a sensual and passionate lover. He probably has a sex room hidden away in his house where even his closest and most trusted security can't find it. Stylish, but not excessive. Rustic dark wood walls, barn wood floor, queen sized bed with velvet pillows, and a small coyote fur rug in the middle. Before the action happens, he asks his lovers to wait while he sets up the scene. He dims the lights, sets up some candles, and puts on some calming piano jazz. Then, he lets him in and that's where the magic happens. They disrobe while passionately kissing. Gus pushes them onto the bed and lays gentle kisses down their body until he reaches their cock. When he sucks cock, he doesn't give that "sloppy toppy." That's too messy. He embraces it, lovingly. He kisses it and licks it, slowly and seductively. Once he sees that they're close to the edge, he takes his mouth away from his cock and begins jerking them until they cum. He doesn't like to swallow or take facials.yo 🪀 mr ♂️ white ⬜ we 👨❤️💋👨 have ⚠️ to 👉 smoke 🚬 all 😱 the 👹 meth 💎 before 🅱️4️⃣ your ✨thicc✨ and 👌 juicy 💦 brother 👦 in 👉👌 law ⚖️ hank 👀 claps 👏 us 👬 into 👉 jail 🚓 with 🤔 his 🏃♂️ giant 😳 ass 🍑 cheeks 😏 we 👨❤️💋👨 must 🌭 get ✊ high 🎢 as 🤨 a 🅰️ kite 🪁to🥈 evade 🏃 CLAPture 👏😳. mr ♂️ white⚪ he👦 has 🤜 a 🅰️ massive 😏 desire 🍆💦 to 🥈dominate 🏏 us 👬 call 📲 me 👇 back 🤳 asap 🏃♂️💨
Throwaway account because my family knows my main, and I don’t want them to know about this.
So as the title states, BB has ruined our sex life. It started with us getting frisky to the show, and devolved to the point where we can’t even have sex without it on.
If I’m on top I’ll watch the show while I do my thing. We both turn our heads to the side and watch it on the TV. We love doggy style because we can both watch it at the same time. Originally missionary was our favourite due to the intimacy, but we stopped it because we couldn’t watch the show.
A bit innocent so far, but the memes are where it goes downhill.
There’s a meme of Mike Ehrmantraut going “Walter. Put your dick away Walter. I’m not having sex with you right now.”
Now we found this absolutely hilarious and it somehow devolved into it being incorporated; If one wants sex and the other doesn’t, the immediate reply is doing a Mike impression and going “Put your dick away Walter.”
What’s even worse is that we changed it to say “Get your dick out Walter” or “Let me see those 8balls, Walter.” If we do want to have sex. I can’t even remember the last time either of us asked for sex normally.
Not only that, but during the act itself we make jokes about it.
“I’m like Walter and you’re like Mike, cuz I’m about to shoot something into your stomach!”
“I’m gonna make a meth outta you!”
“Choke me like Walt did to Krazy 8!”
“*in a Jesse voice* Yo I’m bout to shoot all over your face, Gale!”
All of these are actual things we’ve said.
Because of this weird obsession, everytime we see an RV we get horny. Everytime we hear the intro. Everytime someone mentions meth or the name Walter. Even when we see memes of the show on Discord or YouTube.
So yeah. That’s pretty much it. Breaking Bad fucking ruined our sex life and there’s no turning back now. Fuck sakes.Kid named finger:
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