brawl stars

Brawlentine’s has completely broke me.

Brawlentine's has completely broke me.

I cannot believe Supercell would fucking do this to me. I buy every Brawl Pass. The gem packs. All the physical merchandise. I even stream their music 24/7; and this is how they repay me. This has to be the most disrespectful and gut-wrenching thing they’ve ever done in the history of the game. I can't take it anymore, I'm having a fucking panic attack. This isn’t just some community event, this is a direct attack on me and everything I stand for. Melodie is supposed to be mine. She is not some random pick for a forced community event gimmick. Seeing her in the lineup for Bo actually makes me sick to my stomach. Why couldn't it be Janet or anyone else? Why did it have to be this way? This is so so fucked.

I feel powerless. I can’t do anything but wait and watch as people casually vote, joking around like this is just some silly event, while I’m sitting here completely broken. It’s not funny. It’s not cute. It’s the worst thing that has ever happened to Brawl Stars. Fuck Brawl Stars. Fuck Supercell. And fuck the community. I'm going to fucking bed.

Brawl Stars Willow

Its a parody of the infamous Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Willow from Brawl Stars.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female brawler breeding, Willow is the most compatible Brawler for humans? Not only are they in the thrower group, which is mostly comprised of idiots, Willow is an average of 5’03” tall and 89 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Stats for HP and access to shield gear, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Willow would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the star powers obsession and love is blind, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their Gadgets Dive and Spellbound, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Brawler comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Willow turn white. Willow is literally built for human dick. Ungodly Acid attacks, Gadgets+Star Powers, means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

i was walking from the store with my groceries when i suddenly bumped into Frank Supercell

So i was walking from the store with my groceries when i suddenly bumped into Frank Supercell. I said that i recognized him and knew who he is, when suddenly frank grabbed me by my shoulders and asked if i bought this season’s brawl pass, i said no. After that he suddenly punched me in the gut, took my groceries and ran away. Is there anything i can do? Should i contact supercell support?

Very big achievement. Now do one thing please. Look outside

From a comment by a Redditor after someone posted on r/Brawlstars where they’ve achieved the Dungeon Master title after grinding continuously for 4 days.

Very big achievement. Now do one thing please. Look outside, and think about how long u were sitting hunchbacked on ur table grinding Wasting the hours away while your sleep deprivation got to your brain. Couldn’t remember what was the point of your existence, ur brain starts to feel mushy and you keep on going. People out there don’t even have the chance of going outside. You do. Think about this, think about it deep.

Guys, I’m literally detecting seismic activity.

That perfect chiseled body. Those bountiful hills.

Guys, I’m literally detecting seismic activity. I never wanted to rock with anyone more than I want to with Carl. That perfect, chiseled body. Those bountiful hills. The majestic mountains of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never rock with him, pass my sediment through him, and have him birth a set of perfect hot springs. I'd do fricking ANYTHING for the chance to get Carl’s rocks off. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fricking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fricking tantalize us? Fricking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fricking can't anymore. Frick.