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I got that Neapolitan penis

    FACT: You have a bland ass monotone dick
    Yeah so fucking what? I got that Neapolitan penis, fuck you gonna do about it?
    Guaranteed your bitch gonna be more excited to suck on multi colored popsicle than your bland ass monotone dick.
    My penis be the cultural climax of three of the greatest colors known to mankind. The chocolate, the cream, and last but not least the rose. There are LAYERS to this dick, like a goddamn onion, by the end of the session when I'm done cutting it you can guarantee your girl gonna be crying tears of joy.
    You telling me right now as a farmer who wants culturally diverse chickens on his free range farm, you just gonna get roosters that are one color? Fuck that, give me some colorful cocks any day.
    Neopenis out.