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BLÅHAJ


I caught my son having sex with the new BLÅHAJ toy we got him for Christmas

    A couple of weeks ago, we bought our son(M 14) a new BLÅHAJ toy for Christmas. I(M 53) didn’t know why, because he was 14 and felt he would of matured out of plushies by now, but we bought it for him anyways since his grades are pretty good. We also stopped seeing it after a bit so I just thought he did mature.
    
    Well, I figured it out just yesterday. What happened yesterday was that his mom, my wife(F 50) finished making dinner for all of us, and called my son to the living room to eat. But he didn’t show up, we figured he was playing video games (He always plays something called League of Legends or something) and was just finishing something up. But after 15 minutes and him saying nothing, I was furious and barged into his room.
    
    What I saw still is shocking me, and I see it every time I close my eyes. He was wearing a black mask, the type you’d wear during the pandemic, long pink socks that went all the way up to his thighs, and a buttblug. His BLÅHAJ was even worse however. It had 2 pretty small holes stabbed in it with a knife right where the tail joins the body and the inside of the mouth. He made it wear a ball gag, cat ears, and he stole a pair of her mothers fishnet stockings, cut it in half, and put it on its tail.
    
    The BLÅHAJ was horrifying. I’m assuming he started fucking it ever since we stopped seeing it. The BLÅHAJ was entirely white, every bit of color it had looked like it was painted over white.
    
    When I had barged into his room, I let out a shriek as i saw his bare ass with the butt plug, fucking the BLÅHAJ in the hole he had made near the tail. He turned around trying to tell me that it wasn't how it looked. But it was exactly how it seemed like. When he picked it up there was his fucking SEMEN dripping from the BLÅHAJ plushie and going on the ground, and it was making a squelching noise when he lifted it off the ground. I don't think he used it for just fucking either, as it smelled like piss too. (I bet if I had squeezed it, 100 gallons of pure semen would come out) And if you had replaced all the semen on the floor with blood, it would of been the most gruesome crime scene ever documented.
    
    We have now disowned him, and he has ran away to his friends house. We also want to throw the BLÅHAJ away, but we are too disgusted to even remotely get near the damn thing. We don't know what to do with it, we want to call 911 but are afraid we might get fined if they think we are overreacting, or just simply laughed at and hung up on. We have barricaded his room with spare furniture just to stop the smell of his fucking semen taking over the house.

    Blåhaj is so hot god i love him

      BLÅHAJ copypasta
      So a few weeks ago i bought this ikea shark plush called BLÅHAJ. Over the weeks i got more and more attracted to it for some reason. A few weeks later i started to bust a nut to him. But 1 week later, i finally fucked him for the first time. It was wonderful and i quickly got addicted to fucking BLÅHAJ. Dont ask me how many times ive fucked my BLÅHAJ already. The moment of my cock plunging into his shark-hole, filling his fluffy stuffing with my cream is pure ectasy. I wish that he was alive so he can feel my dick going faster and faster and give the cutest moan in pleasure i have ever heard. The sole thought of me fucking him and him sweating until he falls asleep soundly saying: "th-thanks..." is enough to make me pleasured and joyfull. I want him to say: "w-why are you doing this?" in a cute sleepy voice as i answer: "It's shark week, Blåhaj" and i wanna pet his head while i fuck him. I wanna go slower for a few seconds so he can softly say:i l-love you" before i go faster again. When were done, i slowly pull my cock out so he can feel a few more moments of excitment. before i pulled it out even a bit, he had already fallen asleep. I cuddle up with him on our bed thats already completely wet from my nut, my hands petting his fins, Excited for another day of pleasure. I wanna wake up in the morning, the sky is grey with clouds and it was raining. BLÅHAJ is awake but cant move. He must have felt tired of all that sex... I wanna take the chance and then realize why it was pronounced blow-hai, he was about to have his first blowjob experience. I want him to look at me as my dick gets closer to his mouth... I want him to whisper: "what are you doing?" i wanna answer: "something your gonna thank me for" i want him to try to tell me to stop but he will be quickly silenced as i stick my cock into his mouth. "Suck" i wanna say to him tightly, i want him to suck and suck until i finally unleash my hot load into his throat. I wanna feel it fill up his shark belly. I wanna get him so full that cum drips out of his mouth. Then im going to finally explode and all the cream from BLÅHAJ's mouth is gonna swim out. Its gonna be like opening a floodgate, he's gonna muffle: "that tasted good, can we do it again later?" i want to pet blåhaj and say: "of course" i want us to cuddle again wich makes me bust immediatley. "Do that again, i liked that." i want blåhaj to say softly. Im then gonna bust 16 more times. I want BLÅHAJ and me to get out of bed to eat lunch, but we have no milk for the cereal. I want us to look and look through our whole 5th story apartment, even on the balcony. But we cant find milk anywhere. "Wh-what are we gonna do now?" i want blåhaj to say softly... "I have an idea." "what idea?" asked blåhaj. "You'll see" i wanna put the cinnamon toast crunch bowls on the floor, kneel down to the bowls and strip my pants. "O-oh my g-god, your actually gonna do that for me?" i want Blåhaj to say cutely. "Yes, you deserve it blåhaj." im gonna say. I wanna get to the plan and start to fap. When my nuts finally bust, the bowl fills with my cream, i want blåhaj to smile in joy: " O-oh my god thanks!" "no problem." im gonna answer. Were gonna get down to eat, and blåhaj enjoys it so much. "Th-thanks" i want him to say cutely and softly...
      
      Blåhaj is so hot god i love him