Seriously, I have never wanted to make a man pregnant more before Blade. I mean, look at those boobs. He probably provides enough breast milk to feed a house of babies! You're telling me he binds his chest with bandages too??? You're saying it couldve been bigger????? And hear me out, right. He's like, mostly emotionless when he's not trying to find Daniel or JingYuan to ride. He's the perfect candidate for emotionless sex if you're into that. Or bdsm. I have him on chinese dub, he fucking moans when he gets hit. And that racussy???? Bro really wants correction. I'd say he's begging for it at this point.
Sincerely, we should sex Blade more. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
(I am losing my mind. With every second that passes without blade being sexed, i lose a good amount of my sanity. This isn't even a copypasta, I just typed that all out. Please send help.)
Balde's Manifesto
Dear members of okbuddytrailblazer, as some of you may have noticed, a few lunatics of the Honkai: Star Rail community have started to ship Arl@n with Asta. This is absolutely revolting.
Arl@n is a member of one of the three forbidden races and must be discriminated against whenever encountered or mentioned. He deserves no affection, no indulgence and no benevolence. Everyone should remember that only those that qualify should be able to enjoy Asta's magnificent lead researcher cunny.
We should be ashamed of letting this shipping happen and we should aim to work towards getting rid of anything and anyone praising that worthless piece of tremendous filth Arl@n. Why do we tolerate someone whose appearance resembles every deadly sin imaginable? Why do we allow someone so pitiful to coexist with us?
His skin is filled with impurity, his existence is disgraceful and his advances towards Asta are completely immoral. His name must be forgotten and erased from the history books so nobody, and I mean nobody, has to endure the memory of his existence after his passing. Never before has the world seen someone as abominable as Arl@n.
I'd like to announce that the hunting season has begun. Anyone, who mentions Arl@n in a positive light shall be shunned upon. Anyone, that considers him to be a creature worthy of the lead researcher shall be executed. Anyone, that is despicable enough to ship him with Asta, should be humiliated publicly. Friends, it is time to put a stop to this, we can't allow these creatures to walk among us, we are better than them and we should acknowledge our superiority.
Of five races, three must pay the price.
