Happy Birthday Billie!! How old are you now? Wait... You just turned 18??? Oh my god... oh fuck.... Billie.... shit.... OHHHHHHHHH SHITT...! Fuck... I'm so sorry, Billie, I didn't mean to cum, I swear!! Please forgive me, and forget about this... unless...? Okay, confession time!!!! Billie, ever since you started music, I've loved you, you and your music, and I've done some naughty things... looking at your pictures... Well, now that you're all grown up, do you... love me... too? Please, Billie, I've always wanted to do things to you... and now you're finally 18, we can have legal sex!! Please, Billie, respond to this message quickly, and say yes!!!! I'll be waiting...
