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Ben Shapiro on feeding children

Let’s say, hypothetically you want me to feed you! Ok, so you want ME to spend MY hard earned money just so you can eat. That’s in fact communism! Now I love my country which means that I don’t support communism. Of course you might think that it’s MY responsibility as a parent to give you food. But communists also feed their children and I would NEVER do something that communists do as well. Therefore I won’t feed you and I will stop breathing because with my vast intellect I’ve figured it out that communists also breathe just like us!

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A young Ben Shapiro insults his classmate :

Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.

Ben Shapiro playing Among Us

Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to medbay in that timespan, from which we saw each other, till you found yellow dead. Also if I were the impostor hypothetically speaking, how would I have finished all my tasks.

Ben Shapiro on Pee is stored in the Balls.

So it has come to my attention that there is a so called ''Meme'' circulating around various liberal/democratic social media websites whos content discribes the claim that pee, which is a slang word for Urin, is supposedly contained inside the ''Balls'' refering to the Scrotum of a Male. This Claim is ofcourse another attempt by the Socialist media to try and further confuse the youth about their gender so i took it upon myself to destroy that claim with facts and logic. Ofcourse the first thing i did was call my wife and ask for a quick discussion about the subject matter which she almost instantly agreed to after i informed her of the very sensitive topic at hand. So after i informed her of the nature of this discussion, my wife (who is a medical doctor) assured me that 'Pee' is infact not stored in the 'Balls' but in the organ called 'Bladder'. She also reassured me about the rediculousnes of the original statement as Women do also Urinate yet have no such thing as a scrotum or 'Balls', the only genital anatomy shared between men and woman beeing in the womb, when the clitoris has not yet formed into a Penis. To not further annoy my wife with such an irellevant topic i ended the conversation not digging deeper into the female anatomy, neither the topic of whatever that clitoris was as it has no impact concerning the topic at hand. Now, Secondly, i myself have made observations that will logically disprove the claim that ''pee is stored in the balls''. ive made these observations due to me often going to the toilet, using a urinal, while there is another man relieving himself next to me, especially at concert venues due to me beeing a concert level violinist, but i digress. now after staning next to multiple men and making carefull observations of my urinating neighbors i observed that even with a large ammount of urin beeing excreted from the mans penis, his Scrotum did not change in size significantly enough for such a large volume of fluid to be physicly contained in these mens 'balls'. Therefore, logically and reasonably following, pee is most definately not stored inside of a mans scrotum. As Always, Liberals destroyed.

Libtard reporter pwned by Ben Shapiro

The leftist cucked reporter starts seizing on his feet, shooting blood and bubbly saliva out of his mouth. His eyes are reversed and only the white part can be seen.

As his seizure and convulsion gets more powerful, his pants drop exposing his communist peepee. He is cumming violantly and silmultaniosly shitting explosive diarrhea.

The ben shapiro keeps babbling about something being hypothetical and logically speaking as his crowd are screaming their heads off.

The leftist cuckorter explodes raining down small particles of shart and man juice. Another leftist got owned that day.

“Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women’s rights to have an abortion?”

Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"

Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"

Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"

Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"

Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"

Reporter: (silence)

Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."

(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)

"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."

Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"

(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)

All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"

(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"