band kid copypasta

T-pose! Sorry, I was just asserting my dominance... So you’re new here, right? Heh, I’ve noticed you’re a bit small there, you’re a little bit of a quiet potato. Me, I’m a big Chungus as you can see. Yeah, I’m in the band, uh, I play trumpet. Yeah and maybe a little bit of trombone, y’know? If I’m feeling it, yeah? Do you go on reddit? Do you like Rick and Morty? Me too! Do you watch callmecarson? oh really? That's pretty poggers wholesome of you. My favorite video game is cyberpunk, becuase keanu reeves is in it. ..You don't know who that is? Not very epic of you. No no, its ok. I wont get too mad at you, my princess. Yeah uh, wanna join my discord? Yeah that's right, mine. I am a moderator after all. My nickname on discord is daddy, so you should call me that too. You can be my kitten, too! hey wait it's just a joke haha r/wosh wow you can't even take a joke.Hahaha, unless? Anyways do you like anime? My favorite is corey in the house or shrek. Yeah, came up with that one myself. Im pretty funny huh.Oh, you like naruto? Thats pretty normie cringe. If you really knew your stuff, you'd watch 私の肛門が脱出している聖なるたわごと救急車を呼んでください. yeah that's right, i can speak japanese. I can speak 5- no, 6 other languages, but i dont want to brag too much. So uh, haha wouldn't it be funny if you sent me a picture of ur feet as a prank? Man i sure would hate that. That would be awful. hahaha please dont. Wow, look at my phone! 69%! Haha nice. "Thanks for the gold kinda stranger" haha you use reddit right? No? It's alright. You should get it though. Wowww youre downloading reddit on your phone? r/foundthemobileuser much. Hahaha i also choose this guy's dead wife. Nonono wait its like a meme wow rwoosh again

Well anyways, ive got to get back to class. You should join the anime club! You're alright, for a woman. haha r/latervirgins amirite