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Avengers Endgame


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MCU

    Parody of the ‘To be fair you have to have a high IQ to watch Rick and Morty‘ copypasta but changed to MCU.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MCU. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Hawkeyes nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the MCU truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Caps existencial catchphrase "I can do this all day," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as fiegel's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Endgame tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. 


    Avengers Endgame ending

      At the end of Endgame Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even come close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. He is buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51