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Apex Legend copypasta


Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend,

    Quit gaming X months ago copypasta

    Started from a tweet back in 2019, the person claims that quitting gaming turned his life around and making gaming as a career is cringe. It instantly became a meme and is often used by pro players to farm engagements on Twitter. In 2024, Apex pro players adopted the meme and included a Cybertruck with a reference pic as a joke.

    Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I just bought a new house. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make apex a career. It's cringe as fuck

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    Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck

    Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable

      What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.

      Hal pushes you up against the wall.

        Hal pushes you up against the wall. Enemies just outside. He has shot most of his load already so he is in desperate need. He comes close and whispers to you I need light ammo You squirm a bit but you understand, he's the IGL, you can't help yourself. You drop a clip from your meager stack. "You know thats not enough...give me more" He presses his leg into you and you relent, dropping all your light ammo for your dominant IGL.

        You committed the ultimate cardinal sin

          This was a response when a dev of Apex Legends called the majority of their players freeloaders and asshats.
          PR team and devs, well done. You have alienated your playerbase.
          
          You committed the ultimate cardinal sin, you got personal. You, as a team of professionals trying to make money, got personal. You got personal and decided to insult your playbase, calling us "ass-hats" and "freeloaders". Not a wise move.
          
          We won't forget this. You've set a new tone for the kind of interaction we'll be having with you. It's a cold one. One where there aren't any illusions about the reality of the situation. Previous notions of "family" are dead. We are mere consumers to you, and that is obvious.
          
          You have chosen to bring in a new era of hostility and bitterness. Well done. Great PR move.

          History of the copypasta

          The copypasta was from a response when an Apex Legends developer called someone on the Apex subreddit an asshole. The original post can be found here.

          This is for you Hal because I love you so much

            This is for you Hal because I love you so much and strive to be as good as you (even tho I know it will never happen). What happened yesterday, March 19 had nothing to do with strategy and had everything to do with gun fights and Hal's confidence in his IGL. Hal needs to get confident, and Evan and Jordan need to commit to whatever he says. They need to live and die with him. And if they do die, Hal needs to take responsibility, and say he messed up. You need to get Hal's confidence up in his IGL skills, or you will not make LAN. Hal is the best IGL in the game. And for the love of God, EVAN SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE ONE TO OPEN UP A FIGHT, let your star player open the fight, he's literally the best Apex player in the world, but it's like he's on a fucken chain. I'm sorry for the rant but I hate to see my favorite player and team struggle so desperately.

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            Billie Eilish has been frustrated with Apex Legends

              Billie Eilish, singer, reveals in a recent interview with Vogue America that lately she’s been frustrated with Apex Legends. “There’s an unfair legend in the game called Seer right now that Respawn won’t seem to do anything about. He takes skill completely out of the game.”
              Billie Eilish, singer, reveals in a recent interview with Vogue America that lately she’s been frustrated with Apex Legends.
              
              "There’s an unfair legend in the game called Seer right now that Respawn won’t seem to do anything about. He takes skill completely out of the game."