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Anime isn’t cheap American ripoffs cartoons

    The ending got me lmao
    Anime isn't just a bunch of cheap American ripoffs of cartoons, it's art. Next time you American sheeple are watching your simpsons or south park or whatever mindless American cartoons that have plots, storylines and comedy, I'll be Admiring the wonderful and superior art of Chinese cartoons.

    Nani moshi arigato

      moshi moshi arigato alligator
      Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha! 

      Anime isn’t real you losers.

        Ngl this pasta is really well written
        Anime isn't real you fucking losers. Save your love for the real world. Stop acting like anime is real or better then real life. You're going to be sad and alone if you do nothing but watch anime. Nothing wrong with being antisocial but damn. Some of you weebs take everything too far. Why're you collecting foreign weapons you don't know how to use? That's red flaggy. Put you on a watch list when your clumsy ass sloppily cuts up your grandma cause she wouldn't buy you your narutos. Life is stressful, life is hard, there are times where everything and everyone sucks and I'm miserable. But I don't want to spend my life trying to escape or avoid my hardships and problems. Cause then I'll end up living an empty life. Never making friends. Never finding love. Never accomplishing anything. So. I don't want other people to let anime consume their lives and distract them from important things in life or from things they really want to do. Having hobbies and something you can use to take your mind off things is good. But don't let it be the only thing you care about. There are Victims and there are creators. Do you want to live your life as a victim? Bickering on the Internet and whining or lashing out when someone says something you don't like or that disagrees with your fragile point of view? I wouldn't be in this group if I didn't watch anime and manga too. :') The entire point of my post regardless of how rude I was was that people shouldn't take anime so seriously and let it entirely consume their lives. You can balance it. I don't understand why people take it so personally? Unless they think they're that bad. If what I said hits home that much then. Maybe there is a problem. wink emoticon if they take it so personally and identify with it. Did you ever think that maybe doing nothing but trying to escape is unhealthy and will get you nowhere? Don't play the victim. Some hardships and difficulties are unavoidable. But you can take charge. Every situation you come across in life shapes you as a person.

        12 Days of Hentai

          Santa knows what to give naughty weebs like you
          🎼On the first day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          A crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
          
          🎼On the second day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
          
          🎼On the third day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the forth day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the fifth day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Five onaholes , Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the sixth day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Six butt plugs, five onaholes ,Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the seventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the eigth day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the ninth day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the tenth day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the eleventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Eleven pairs of tiddies , Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
          
          🎼On the twelfth day of Christmas my father gave to me
          
          Twelve custom katanas, Eleven pairs of tiddies, Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶

          Tooru oikawa’s favorite food is milk bread

            tooru😌oikawas👁favorite✨food🍴is🤚milk🥛bread🍞
            😊Tooru 🤩oikawa’s ✨ favorite 👏 food 🥘 is milk 🥛 bread 🍞😊His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 🥱it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍
            tooru😌oikawas👁favorite✨food🍴is🤚milk🥛bread🍞
            😊His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 👏it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍
            Tooru⭐ Oikawa's🧚🏼‍♀️ favorite💖 food✨ is💓 milk🥛 bread🍞 his🥺 personal😽 motto💅🏻 is🤩 if😌 you're👄 gonna💖 hit✨ it⭐ then🐾 hit🧚🏼‍♀️ 'til🏳️‍🌈 it💓 breaks🤭
            TORU😏OIKAWA’S👄FAVORITE❤️FOOD🥱IS😉MILK🥛BREAD🍞HIS🤝PERSONAL💪🏻MOTTO😇IS🤚🏻IF👀YOU’RE💕GONNA🦾HIT🗣IT🤐THEN😒HIT👹IT😤TIL🤗IT😽BREAKS⁉️

            Kakegurui and the Vengeance against the Capitalist Elite

              anime fans would thank me one day for archiving this pasta
              What comes to mind when thinking about Kakegurui is people with crazy faces getting extremely aroused by gambling. However, the series is more than that below the surface.
              
              In essence Kakegurui is revenge porn at the upper classes of the capitalist society.
              
              Hyakkaou Private Academy - A hyperbolic parody of capitalist society
              
              The way the school is created it's dividing pupils in two general classes. The "ordinary" pupils with all rights, and the house-pets. The latter are poor people who, aside from having to pay off their debt also have to serve the upper class without question. This servitude and constant abuse by the rich make it very unlikely for a house-pet to get out of their underprivileged status under normal circumstances.
              
              Despite being technically part of a bigger society, the environment of Hyakkaou Private Academy is a closed microcosm of classist society in itself.
              
              The rules extend to all pupils in the same way. On paper it's a fair system, however, some pupils come from more privileged background and can afford more than others to lose money, and money here is really everything. Your money decides your position in the class system and you need money to engage in the gambling activities.
              
              The deciding power factor being money and influence instead of martial power and prowess make Kakegurui stand out as microcosm of a society driven by material wealth. The amount of money ones amasses equals their social status and the chances offered to them.
              
              The Student Council - The Government Body
              
              The closed ecosystem of the school is entirely controlled by the Student Council. There are no teachers or school administration. It is the council, it is Kirari Momobami, who control all aspects of the school. After all, she was the one that established the gambling system the school is running on.
              
              The council is in theory a meritocracy. The president is initially a fixed point since she set up the system and owns the school, however, it is quite clear that she also possesses the ability to hold that post and is superior to every member of the council. This is also demonstrated by her offering the post in the election in the second season.where she also dismantles a number of minor gamblers, while the more able gamblers avoid her.
              
              The laws of the school benefit the rich and powerful and enables them to amass more wealth, while making use of the middle class to keep down the lower class. This can be seen in the first gamble with Mary who is supported by her classmates to stack a game against Yumeko and other instances where Council members use their influence and wealth to influence games, like Yumemi and her fans.
              
              Suzui - The Lower Class
              
              Suzui and Tsubomi are two highlighted examples of the lower class. They became house-pets because they couldn't compete in the corrupt system and experience for themselves how the attitude of people changes just based on the class. People love to punch down, as is demonstrated by people who used to be friendly quickly turn against Suzui and Mary when they dropped from ordinary students to house-pets, as well to a minor degree with Yumeko. She didn't have a big status to begin with, as new student, but most people were respectful to her until she turned into a house-pet. Ordinary students are shown to be accepting of the lower status of house-pets. Everything is fine as long as you're not one yourself.
              
              Both Suzui and Tsuboi were saved by Yumeko. Not just by removing their pet-status, but by giving them confidence that they are able to fight the upper class. That there is no reason to be content with being a slave forever. What Jabami is bringing to the lower class is not just freedom of pet status, but hope to generally escape the wretched system.
              
              The issue that one faces when falling to house-pet is the vicious circle of debt. On one hand, you're indebted to the Student Council, on the other your ability to climb up again is limited as you lack resources to get new resources and recover from pet status. In turn, the Student Council holds power over your future and makes plans on how to use you and your future position.
              
              The original content in episode 12 of the first season spelled this out quite explicitly with Suzui refusing to take the card the president marked, but rather to take fate into his own hands and take an uncertain, unknown path to his own "judgement" instead of chasing the "fool".
              
              Mary - The Middle Class
              
              The class system in Hyakkaou Private Academy is nominally binary. Either you are a normal student or you are a house-pet. However, not all normal students are equal. Most students don't have grand ambition, they are trying to survive and not become house-pets. They don't dare to defy the powerful because, due to their success in the system, defying them endangers the average student to lose everything.
              
              And after all: opportunity is there. Poor students can theoretically become rich very quickly by winning a gamble against a wealthy person. Ultimately, the core theme of the school system is gambling. Just a bit of brain and a load of luck, right. However, as the series showcases frequently: the rich don't keep to the rules if they don't benefit them. Cheating is rampant in the school and the powerful pull every dirty trick legal and illegal to keep their wealth.
              
              Most of the Council Members are incredible wealthy, but those outside are not. While they act arrogant towards their peers and especially the lower class, they buckle in front of the Student Council who hold not only legislative power but immense wealth individually. And this is a legitimate strategy to survive within the system. And who knows? Maybe one day you will belong to the rich and have others buckle to you? And everything is better than to be at the other end and buckle to everyone as a house-pet.
              
              Students generally get angry at individuals who beat them, but rarely question the systematic problems that lead to their demise.
              
              Council Members - The Upper Class
              
              The Council members are a unit on the surface, managing the daily administration and enforcement of their own enacted laws in the Academy. However, as seen in the series, they are a fragile bunch that get busy with infighting and with their own selfish interests. They are serving the president, because it furthers their agenda and because they're scared of her and would rather work for her than fight.
              
              In a way the ordinary students are split in three groups. The regular ones as the Middle Class that tries to stay above water, the Upper Class that has bigger ambitions, and means and the Student Council who hold the government, the legislative, the executive, and the judiciary, as well as vast amounts of personal wealth. Above them again, is the president who is another level by herself.
              
              Yumeko - Das Gespenst
              
              Yumeko, while for the most part pretty silly and reserved, turns into something else once gambling is involved. Her depiction during games is demonic and otherworldly, her eyes shine crimson red, her aura is dark.
              
              When she gambles against the rich and powerful she becomes a supernatural force. She values taking risks and doesn't value gambling for the sake of the materialistic profit, but for the sake of it. She defeats the rich and powerful in their own playing fields. It's always her opponent that picks the game and she goes with it, no matter how stacked it is.
              
              Most of the wealthy people Yumeko gambles look decent - until they get pushed to their limits. Here is where the crazy faces come into play, showing the true nature of the gamblers. Their inward ugliness gets quite literally turned outside as they scheme in their superiority and get knocked down. When they look at Yumeko in her unhinged moments they see their own madness reflected in her crazy face.
              
              Yumeko does not only defeat the rich, she dismantles them by showing them the other side of their own madness and where their unchecked gambling leads. She is what the ordinary student can't be: a vengeful spirit that does not care for her own well being and just relentlessly pursues the arrogant rich upper class successfully, regardless of the unbalanced system.
              
              In conclusion - We live in a society
              
              No, mom, I am not watching filth, I am watching a power fantasy about the dismantling of the upper class by taking their greed and lust for money ad absurdum.
              
              Ecchi and the over-the-top crazy faces are the most visible elements of Kakegurui, but they are flavour to the actual content. When you strip away the flavour you will find in the narrative core a power fantasy about dismantling the rich elite and giving power to the diminished lower class by a supernatural force that overpowers the unjust system against odds
              
              Someone successfully fighting the elite and uplifting the powerless is a common power fantasy, as the struggle for one's existence is relatable to many people and it makes for engaging storytelling, as it's satisfying when a protagonist wins against systematic odds.
              
              Kakegurui stands out in so far as the class struggle is more explicit. The issues are not just some randomly evil people, but a system accepted by the common people. The strength of the exploiters is not physical strength, but the ability to game the system.
              
              Kakegurui may be questionable if you're just looking for a gambling anime, however it makes a stand as a mockery of the capitalist system by showcasing the madness of chasing ever more wealth, of gambling away for the sake of more power. It shows the middle class as it claws upwards to not fall into the lower class. It's a specific kind of revenge porn that empowers the powerless in systematic equality stacked against them and encourages taking risks instead of accepting a safe, but downtrodden position, instead of just taking the bread crumbs the rich let fall off their tables.