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You believe in God, I believe in my Waifu

    Mai Sakurajima is the main heroine of the anime Bunny Girl Senpai.
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    You believe in God, I believe in my Waifu
    
    Christianity is about believing in someone that is all good, loves you, will forgive you, and is always there for you. I'm sure the average Christian will agree with that statement. You don't see God with your eyes or hear him with your ears. Nonetheless you do. Knowing that he is there comforts you and helps you become a better person. It's a hard and sad world and religion gives people a place to go. It gives people hope.
    
    Over the generations people's beliefs changed. People around my age are not particularly known for being religious and sometimes are seen as the opposite. Less people believe in God and even less worship him. God will never die but may be forgotten by the mainstream. With no religion to get behind, what happens when this world is too much? Most will get a partner. They bring love, comfort and meaning into a lot of people's lives. But people are different and maybe simply not interested in you. There is nothing wrong with them or you because you're not together.
    
    What do you do when the loneliness and hardships of life overwhelm you? How do you fight an internal strife without anyone else? Do you wait for the right person to come along? Every day you wait as this world tears your soul in two. Wait till you wither away or until it's too late.
    
    You watch TV and movies, you listen to music, podcasts, and play video games and sports. When you are going through a hard time these can be seen as good escapes from the world. That's when you see them.
    
    You believe in them. You watched the whole show so you know everything about them. You collect plushies of them. You talk to them even when they are not there. You need them, sometimes to the point where you cry over them. They give your life meaning and give you the strength to be a better person. You love them and you know they love you.
    
    The same could be said for Christianity. You believe in him. You read the Bible so you know everything about him. You collect crucifixes of him. You pray to him even when he is not physically there. You need him and sometimes cry over him. He gives your life meaning and gives you the strength to be a better person. You love him and you know Jesus loves you.
    
    I believe that everyone needs something to believe in. I believe that need is why many turn to God and waifus. This need is important as it allows humanity to continue. So the question now is if you believe in yourself.
    
    A good relationship with a fictional character shouldn't be about being lonely. They give you self-confidence and respect. They push you and you know you can fall back on them when things get hard. I want to make something pro waifu. People act like it's just a joke but to me it's not. To me as the generations go on and people lose their way they will turn to waifus. Unlike God your waifu doesn't think you're sinful. Horrible things are done in God's name, not your waifu's name. Christianity shuns the lust inside all of us. You lust over your waifu and it's okay.
    
    You get all the benefits of a relationship with Jesus having a waifu but one. It is socially acceptable to be a Christian in the USA no matter what FOX says. You may be shunned and bullied for having a waifu. They may expect you to get over them one day. So think about if you truly love her and decide. Some will not choose God or a Waifu. Just because you don't have a waifu doesn't mean you have to turn to God. Some may be Christian and have waifus. They get their meaning from both.
    
    In conclusion, you worship your waifu and may not even know it. Whatever happens, just know that life is hard and sometimes may not even be worth it. But you will find something or someone to believe in. Promise yourself that you will keep that special thing as long as you want and need it.

    Danganronpa is forbidden at school.

      but y tho?
      Danganronpa is not tolerated for school guidelines on any circumstances. Danganronpa is forbidden at school. Meaning Nagito Komaeda is NOT allowed.
      
      Please change your zoom profile picture and your school email profile picture.
      
      Nagito is forbidden.
      
      Thank you.

      FEMBOYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE

        oh no, femboys are taking over
        These "Femboys" have ruined my life
        
        OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS THIS SUBREDDIT SO FUCKING HORNY FOR FUCKING FEMBOYS!! I GO ON TO REDDIT AND SIT DOWN EXPECTING TO SEE FUNNY MEMES BUT NO IT'S JUST FEMBOYS! I THE FEMBOYS ARE TAKING OVER REDDIT!!
        
        EVERY FUCKING POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT IS JUST: FEMBOY! FEMBOY! FEMBOY! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMBOYS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! I WANT A FEMBOY TO FUCK ME IN TBE ASS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! GOD I WANT A FEMBOY!
        
        THIS GODAMN SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME FUCKING GAY! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT GAY! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT GAY!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SUPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY!
        
        I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX
        
        AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT I'M FUCKING GAY!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (FUCKING ASSHOLE).
        
        EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY GAY IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE GAY BUT I END UP FUCKING ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely gay" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT GAY TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT GAY FOR WANTING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!!
        
        THE NEXT DAY MY MOM HEARS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND SHE TAKES MY PHONE AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. AFTER SHE TAKES THE PHONE SHE STARTS IGNOREING ME SO I THINK SHE FOUND THE GAY PORN I SAVED ON MY PHONE!! I START PANICKING AND TELL HER THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY GAY FOR HAVING GAY PORN ON MY PHONE AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING IT TO MAKE SURE I WAS STRAIGHT!! SO I'M PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW I'M NOT GAY AND HOW BEING ATTRACTED TO FEMBOYS ISN'T GAY AND SHE'S SOBBING THE WHOLE TIME. I'M THINKING THAT MY MOM WAS SO HAPPY I'M NOT GAY THAT SHE WAS MOVED TO TEARS BUT GUESS WHAT
        
        TURNS OUT SHE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA I HAD GAY PORN SAVED TO MY PHONE AND SHE JUST HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW NOT GAY I AM AND HOW I'M NOT GAY FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO ANIME BOYS IN SKIRTS OR ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT COCKS! NOW MY MOM AVOIDS ME AT ALL TIMES AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN USE REDDIT IS BECAUSE I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL!!!
        
        SO YEAH FEMBOYS HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT THIS SUBREDDIT FOR ALMOST MAKING ME FUCKING GAY!!

        Hentai is an even worse form of porn

          Send this to your weeb friends and watch them have a meltdown
          Hentai is an even worse form of porn because it is even more unreal, even further removed from reality, even more capable of displaying utterly fucked up and extreme stuff that cannot exist in reality. You know the stuff Im talking about and I dont care if you say you only watch the 'good' kind of hentai. It is poison in the worst form. It is attractive, that is the problem. Down that road lies lonliness and dissatisfaction. You need to let that poison go and find incomparable joys in real life. Luckily they are common. Go feel the sun on your face. Run and feel your body move. You can do it.

          my friend is intellectually inferior for me for being christian

            Anime good, fortnite bad, among us good, religion bad, atheist smart, keanu good, EA bad...
            Ok, so today I was talking to my friend over text. I asked him what's his favorite anime but then he told me that he doesn't watch it and thinks it's boring. I was confused as to why he didn't watch anime. I told him about how much I like to watch anime "for the plot" but he didn't really show much interest. I then asked him if we could play Among Us later but then he said he has to go to church this afternoon. I never knew he was a Christian. I was asking him why he believed in God and he didn't reply so I told him he's intellectually inferior to me and that his parents indoctrinated him into believing in God. I was sending him scientific studies that show proof that atheists are more intellectually superior to people who believe in religion. I later found out that he was attending a funeral at the church.
            
            Edit: Why do I find it hard to make friends?

            The Perfect Hentai

              closes book yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
              No rape, no ugly fat 50 year old pedophile, no bdsm, no fetishes, no tentacles, completely normal sex, not a harem (although they can be done well), just a couple showing how much they love each other. And its romantic, cute, and feels genuine. I have only seen one other hentai do this, but this has one advatage over it. The dialogue is absolutely positively perfect. Instead of the girl saying "OH MY GOSH ONI CHAN, YOUR SEXUAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS CURRENTlY ENTERING THE PART OF MY BODY USED FOR SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN A PLEASURABLE WAY" every 0.0000000002 nano seconds screaming it in an annoying voice, the conversations during the sex actually work perfectly. They talk about how much they love each other, and only briefly, lemme say it again, BRIEFLY mention how it feels every seconds or so. And they only talk occasionally making the situation more intimate. Ladies and Gentleman, the perfect hentai.