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I want to fuck Komi in the ass.

    Komi Can't Communicate is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Tomohito Oda.
    You know Komi from the Netflix anime Komi Can’t communicate? I want to fuck her so bad. She is so curvy and she’s so perfect in every way. I would do hardcore anal, deep throat and make her ass and pussy hurt for the next few months. SHE WOULD BE DISABLED AND MENTALLY RETARDED AFTER THIS. AFTER ALL, SHE COULDN’T ASK FOR HELP. BECAUSE SHE CANT COMMUNICATE!

    POV: You sit next to a weeb

      If somebody ever unironically calls themselves otaku, you run in the opposite direction
      Says good morning in Japanese “classes started! Oh hi!! 😁What’s this? This is a death note, you probably don’t know what it is cause you are not otaku like me baka😡. Hey, can you tell me your name? ✍️ I’m joking! I would never write your name, only Paula’s. Heheh I’m just kidding. I would never do something to hurt people. Hhshehhsh 🤪. What?! Where’s Raul-kun??? Eeee his on a holiday to... Cuba heh. Whatever, changing the subject, do you like my lil ears?? 😸 They are so kawai! 🤪What? You don’t like them?? Why not? 🥺You think I’m annoying?!?? I’m not annoying!!😡 My mom said that in the past and never came back. 😢Ok, I’ll go wahhh wahhh 😭

      Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM

        Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM 🤷‍♀️ They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons📺💻 it's called😡 ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!? 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅‍♀️ NOT CHINESE!!!🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!🇯🇵 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏👎 to me and my Waifu 👫💏 RIGHT NOW 😠😡
        Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

        Coming out to my parents as animesexual.

          Most unbelievable part of this is the Sakura pillow
          So I (M16) finally decided to come out to my parents as animesexual. At first they started laughing, so I believed that they had accepted me. As a result, I decided to show them my favorite body pillows of Tsunade, Sakura, and Rukia. My mom immediately burst out crying, saying “I thought you were joking!”
          
          All I remember next was my dad screaming at me to get the hell out of the house. Apparently while they were in my room they found my anime themed flesh light and the cum rag. I ran out as fast I can with tears rolling down my face. When will us animesexuals stop being oppressed? How many more have to suffer?

          Ever since I got fit

            Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
            
            I used to pick one of the side characters or someone in the background but now I've moved up to supporting chars/friends of the protagonist

            No, you are not a “Man of Culture”

              No, you are not a “Man of Culture”. You are a 19 year old who has no romantic partner because you have a chronic addiction to anime porn where the characters dont look or sound any older than 13, seriously, the stuff you are watching should be illegal. Getting off to fictional drawings of ambiguous age THREE times a day is not even remotely cultured, it just makes you a sex-addicted pedophile. What’s gotten into you? You’re better than this.