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Andrew Tate sucked my dick in high school

    I (35M) went to high school with Andrew Tate. He was a completely different dude back then. We were best friends when we were 14, and neither of us really had any other friends. I was the dominant one though. He would literally do anything I told him to do. If I told him to jump off a bridge, he would jump off a bridge. He was super sensitive, a real pussy.
    
    One night, he was at my place and we stole some beers from my dad. It was our first time drinking alcohol. Long story short, I got really horny and told him to suck my dick. He was really scrawny and had a cute feminine face back then, so I imagined he was a girl, sat back and enjoyed the head. It was my first blowjob ever. We passed out after and never spoke of it. Carried on our friendship as if it never happened.
    
    Unfortunately, that summer he got jumped by a bunch of kids who had been bullying him. He was never the same since that incident. He became obsessed with working out and martial arts, and we kinda just went our separate ways. I’m proud of him for standing up for himself, but he’s doing way too much now. I suspect he’s lashing out because of his childhood insecurities.

    True story I saw Andrew Tate at a McDonalds

      Andrew Tate spotted in McDonalds
      True story I saw Andrew Tate at a McDonalds and he no kidding was dressed aa a Femboy cat girl. He recognised that I recognised him, then hurried away so I followed him. I saw him get into a pink bugatti and start crying so I went over but when he saw me he just smiled and meowed. I was confused so I asked why he was dressed as a Femboy cat girl. He tried to pretend he wasn't Andrew Tate but I could tell it was him by his dimpled head. He finally confessed. He whipped out his wallet and offered me 15 dollars, for 'my hush hush'. He smiled encouragingly and raised his eyebrows in a seductive manner.
      
      I was flustered so I ran. I heard him shout hateful comments as i darted away. I didn't take the money so he made a series of YouTube shorts calling me a beta male who doesn't know how to grind. I still get hate male to this day.
      
      True story.

      Andrew Tate Losing in Chess

        Andrew Tate copypasta
        From his IG stories
        I play online chess and sometimes I lose.
        
        It humbles me zero.
        
        You may be better than me at this game you autistic fuck but in the game of life you would lose me in every metric humans can possibly fathom.
        
        You're a nerd cunt who rightfully would cower in my presence.